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100

Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children. 

If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.

What is Drifloon?

100

Born from gases, anyone would faint if engulfed by its gaseous body, which contains poison.

A being that exists as a thin gas. It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds.

What is Gastly?

100

Its brain can outperform a supercomputer. Its IQ (intelligence quotient) is said to be around 5,000.

If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious.

What is Alakazam?

100

It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown. 

It has a habit of storing things it values in its water bubble. If its Trainer doesn’t watch out, ___ will try to put them in its bubble!

What is Araquanid?

100

The swirl on its belly is its insides showing through the skin. It looks clearer after it eats. 

Its skin is so thin, its internal organs are visible. It has trouble walking on its newly grown feet.

What is Poliwag?

200

Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock. 

A gust of wind revealed what hides under this Pokémon’s rag to a passing Trainer, who went home and died painfully that very night.

What is Mimikyu?

200

Its tongue can be extended like a chameleon’s. It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies. 

It licks filth clean with its tongue. Whatever it licks always stinks afterward, so whether it’s really clean is...questionable.

What is Lickitung?

200

Its body temperature is roughly 18,000 degrees F. Flames spout from gaps in its hardened shell. 

___’s body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog.  

What is Magcargo?

200

It spins thread from both its rear and its mouth. Then it wraps its prey up in thread and sips their bodily fluids at its leisure.

Every night, it wanders around in search of prey, whose movements it restrains by spewing threads before it bites into them with its fangs.

What is Ariados?

200

To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole. 

It has the power to predict the future. Its power peaks when it is protecting its TRAINER.

What is Gardevoir?

300

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. 

The spirit of a person from a bygone age became this Pokémon. It rambles through ruins, searching for someone who knows its face.

What is Yamask?

300

This Pokémon has characteristics similar to those of ____, a creature mentioned in a certain book.

It has similar features to a ghostly pterosaur that was covered in a paranormal magazine, but the two have little else in common.  

What is Flutter Mane?

300

It is said to be the world’s weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive. 

A ___ living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though.

What is Magikarp?

300

One of the [group]. It’s unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.

It appeared in this world from an [entity]. ___ appears to be a parasite that lives by feeding on people and Pokémon.  

What is Nihilego?

300

___ has a dream of one day soaring in the sky. In doomed efforts to fly, this Pokémon hurls itself off cliffs. As a result of its dives, its head has grown tough and as hard as tempered steel.

Its belief that it will be able to fly one day is apparently the influence of information carried in its genes.

What is Bagon?

400

___’s body is completely hollow - there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This POKéMON will absorb anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out.

Anyone who dares peer into its body to see its spectral ball of fire will have their spirit stolen away.

What is Dusclops?

400

Its long tail serves as a ground to protect itself from its own high voltage power.

It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant.

What is Raichu?

400

Its cries equal a jet plane in volume. It inhales through its ear canals. Because of this system, it can cry continually without having to catch its breath. 

If it senses danger, it scares the foe by crying out with the volume of a jet-plane engine.

What is Whismur?

400

___ crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.  

Those attacked by ___’s poison will suffer intense pain for three days and three nights. Post-recovery, there will be some aftereffects.

What is Toxapex?

400

It floats midair using magnetism. Its body is so tough, even a crash with a jet plane won’t leave a scratch. 

It adores magnetic minerals, so it pursues Nosepass at speeds exceeding 60 mph.

What is Metang?

500

Small ___ pretend to be children to fool adults. Anyone who falls for the act gets carried away to the hereafter.

Large ___ put on the guise of adults, taking the hands of children to lead them to the afterlife.  

Supersized ___ aren’t picky. They will forcefully drag anyone off to the afterlife.

What is Gourgeist?

500

Prefers hot and humid places. It ensnares tiny insects with its vines and devours them.

Even though its body is extremely skinny, it is blindingly fast when catching its prey.  

What is Bellsprout?

500

It feeds on soil. After it has eaten a large mountain, it will fall asleep so it can grow. 

It is born deep underground. It can’t emerge until it has entirely consumed the soil around it.

What is Larvitar?

500

This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug. 

It waves its hands wildly in intimidation and warning. Life is over for anyone who doesn’t run away as fast as possible.

What is Bewear?

500

It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into ___.

Many odd things happen if this Pokémon is close by. For example, it makes clocks run backward.  

What is Kadabra?