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100

The person who killed The Sun.

who is Juno?

100

Misery fell on the town when they lost all their _____. Spent all those ____ with their jobs and their ________ ________.

What are looks, years, and scholarly books?

100

Richard Nixon and _______

Gerald R. Ford

200

The guy who killed Dr. Sunshine

Who is Dr. Sunshine?

200

Juno was ___, he knew he'd been had, so he ___ __ ___ __ ___ a gun. AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Shot at the sun with a gun. AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Shot at his ___ ___, ___ _____.

What are mad, shot at the sun with, and Wiley one, only friend?

200

Kennith Simmons and ______

Greg Hoffman

300

The guy who killed a nation (and then himself)

Who is Kennith Simmons?

300
The first line of The Distortionist.

Tears laced with cyanide, flow through the cracks of a, mirror shattered long ago

300

Cakey and _____

Sarai

400

Nancy and _________

Henry Elsner

500

Dr. Sunshine and __________

Mr. Moon