This person has never been in a relationship
Who is Jamis?
This person burnt a hole in their sweatpants during a barn party
Who is Wylie?
This person was the first one to finish their BORG on Borgscursion night
Who is John?
This person was notorious for eating pencils in elementary school
Who is Steve?
One-armed wrestling hold & the AFROTC weatherman
What is Half-Nelson McClure?
This person got broken up with by watching LaLaLand
Who is Grace?
This person has been pecked in the eye by a chicken
Who is Mason?
These 3 people lived in 3154
Who are Alex, Ben, and Nelson
This person, along with their mother and grandmother, carries a middle name that doubles as a legal term.
Who is Makayla?
"Alluring" Calvinist tenet merges with betrothed with a heavenly moniker
What is Irresistible Grace Gilbert?
Who is Michael (Newburg)?
This person has only broken one bone ever, which was caused by a tricycle incident
Who is Cole?
This 3N resident shares their name with a verb meaning to bequeath something
Who is Will?
This person was once completely convinced that dinosaurs were actually only 4 inches tall
Who is Wylie?
The lodge of compasses and squares meets an Indiana future pharmacist
What is Freemason Chamberlin
The first girl to have a crush on this person turned gay
Who is Cole?
This person has broken two bones, neither of which belonged to them
Who is Jamis?
This 3N resident's birthday falls on the eve of Sol Invictus (Unconquered Sun), a day that was later Christianized to a more familiar day
Who is Nelson?
This person's family owns a steakhouse
Who is John?
The Show-Me State’s Israelite by nickname becomes a shepherd of animals and secondhand revivals bearing a saintly name?
Who is John Francis of Assisi?
This federal holiday is 110 days after Vince and Wylie's wedding
The Boilermaker Official Mascot made national headlines with an accident on this route
What is U.S. 52?
Someone who shares a surname with the host is promised to someone who shares their given name with this 3N resident
Who is Ethan?
Not to be confused with another person who is also from Virginia, also has a younger sibling, and also is in Air Force ROTC, this person only knows one romantic language
Who is Nelson?
The redheaded entry on your class list becomes the one who triumphs over Satan after the Second Coming.
Who is Powell, Michael the Archangel