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What do snowmen call their off-spring ?
Chill-dren
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tree! Tree who?
Tree wise men
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no-body to go with.
What do elves use to make last minute repairs?
Ig-glue
What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
Rude-olph
Why didn't the stocking eat Christmas dinner?
He was stuffed!
Where do Santa and the elves go to swim?
The North Pool
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Elfies
What do you use to decorate a canoe for Christmas?
Oar-naments
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
Krisp Cringle
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe
I come with many colors so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights
What did the snowman do when he got upset?
He had a meltdown.
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A reiiindeer
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Cupid
If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
Jungle Bells
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets!
What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes