What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. Who is this man?
A barber
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
⏰❓🚫
kal ho naa ho
🐌 motion
Slow Motion
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
I have seas without water, coasts without sand, towns without people, and mountains without land. What am I?
Map
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
🕉️🙏🕉️
Om Shanti Om
🕶️
Kala Chasma
David’s parents have three sons: Yash, Billy, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What do you have to break before using it?
An egg
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
🤷♀️😁 🤷♀️😢
Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Ghum
💦💦🌧️
Tip Tip Barsa Paani
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
❤️➡️❤️
Dil To Dil Hai
🌹👀
gulaabi aankhein
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old What am I?
A candle
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone is married
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
☝️🐯
Ek Tha Tiger
🥤🟤🔴
Coca Cola