Riddles
I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?
A hole!
What is red and not good for your teeth?
A brick
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
How do you fix a damaged Jack-o-lantern?
What question can you never answer “Yes” to?
What does “N-O” spell?
Why didn't the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So they can fight knights!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed
I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
An elephant’s shadow!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
So he could visit Pluto!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
French Flies
Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and then presto—it’s Gone!
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Where do Kings and Queens get crowned?
On the head
Where did the Ogre dance?
At the odd ball
Why did the teacher write the math problem on the window?
He wanted it to be very clear.