Dad Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What sacrament will you receive this year ?
Confirmation
What is the first and the last book of the Bible ?
Genesis and Revelation
What kind of tree fits in your hand ?
A palm tree
St. Dominic and Our Lady of Solace
Why are barbers good drivers ?
Because they know all the short cuts
The Rite of Confirmation takes place during ______.
During mass
Name one person in the Old Testament
Which hand is better to write with ?
Neither, it's better to write with a pen
What is the name of our Pope ?
Pope Francis
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties ?
There are _____ (how many) sacraments in the Catholic Faith.
7
How many parts are in the Bible ?
2
Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold ?
It's always 90 degrees
Who is the founder of the Catholic Church ?
Jesus Christ
Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert ?
Because he was stuffed
Which sacraments use oil as a symbol ?
Baptism, Confirmation, Holy Orders, Anointing of the Sick
How many gospels are there and what are their names?
4 Gospels
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
Why is a baseball stadium always cold ?
Because it's full of fans
How old was Jesus when he died ?
33 years old
How do you throw a space party ?
You planet.
What are the sacraments of initiation ?
Baptism, Communion, and Confirmation
How many books are in the Bible?
73
Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
Because 7-8(ate)-9.
What is the name of Jesus' grandma ?
Saint Anne