LOGIC (mabye)
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.
What can one catch that is not thrown?
a cold
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
What is the name of the big baby in Adventure Time?
Sweet Pee.
What is always coming but never arrives?
tomorrow.
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
A fire.
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She was on the first step.
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time. The wall is already built.
What is the name of the bad guy in adventure time?
The Litch.
Heads or tails?
Heads = correct
Tails = incorrect
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your phone.
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
a secret
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on bord is married.
How many stickers do I have on my sticker "wall"?
26
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, most people don't have all their fingers on one hand.
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
envelope
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took.
How much money was $1.00 worth in 1954?
$1.00
What can be broken but never held?
A promise.
What goes up but never ever comes down?
Your age.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
You don't bury the survivors! They are still alive.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a G and it’s gone.
how many AllState commercials exist?
About 295.