Konglish Jokes
What is the biggest bean in the world?
킹콩! (kingkong)
This teacher has a VVIP membership to Burger King
Mr. Pejcic
My daughter's name is:
Layla
Welcome
혼저옵서예
Who's got more bones: a child or an adult?
A child
300 -->206
What does a vampire drink in the morning?
코피! (coffee)
Of the Grade 8 FT teachers, what is the most common nationality?
American - Ms D, Ms. Beisel Linn, Ms Holder
My full name is:
(spelling counts)
Scott Richardson
Cat = 고양이
고냉이
What 2 letters do not appear on the periodic table?
J and Q !
Why did the pear go to the hospital?
배아파서
This teacher plays rugby in Korea
Ms. Biesel Linn
What is my favourite type of Korean food?
순대 / 청국장
Puppy = 강아지
강생이
True or False:
The woolly mammoth(매머드) walked the Earth when the Egyptian Pyramids were made
True
The last mammoth died around 4000 years ago
The pyramids were built 4500 years ago
What country has really big noses?
멕시코
This teacher has a giant dog
Ms. Holder
My favourite Korean baseball team is:
Hanwha Eagles
워워워워워~ 워워워워워~ 워워워워워~
최강한화 승리의 한화 영원히 함께한다 이글스!
Potato = 감자
지슬
The oldest known land animal is 192 years old and is called Jonathan. What animal is he?
He is a giant tortoise (코끼리거북)
What did the surprised boneless fish say?
오 마이 가시! (Oh my gosh)
What TV show was Ms Danks on?
My Neighbor, Charles (이웃집 찰스)
How tall am I? (The closest team wins the points)
174cm
Sweet Potato = 고구마
감저
What is the most common animal species on Earth?
Ants - about 20 Quadrillion ants on Earth