Ridiculous
If a unicorn runs a marathon at the speed of a sloth, how many rainbows would it need to generate to finish in under 3 hours?
What is… a very tired unicorn, but it still finishes with a cupcake at the end
If you have an infinite number of choices, how do you know which one is the best?
It depends on your situation and the individual perspective
You can't keep this until you give it....
Your word
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Yes
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
If you go back in time and prevent yourself from going back in time, did you ever go back in time?
Up to you
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
yes and no, the tree doesn't care it has bigger problems
The more of this you take, the more of it you leave behind....
footsteps
If light travels so fast, what is the speed of dark?
Pretty slow actually
why was the = humble?
because it knew it wasn't greater than or lesser than anyone else
If a hotel has an infinite number of rooms and all of them are occupied, can a new guest still be accommodated?
Yes?
If you keep cutting a piece of string in half forever, how long is the string?
It’s an infinite paradox. You’ll keep cutting it in half forever, but the string never disappears entirely!
I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside. What am I?
a keyboard
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected, expected?
yes
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school
If the grass is green and the ocean is blue, then why is the sky purple and pink?
the light reflecting off the ocean, and pollution
How do you know if the color you see is the same as the color someone else sees?
There’s no way to prove that we’re all seeing colors the same way
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter M
If nothing is impossible, can I swim in lava?
Sure, once.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up
Is infinity plus 1 still infinity?
yes?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
There is no right answer.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
The soap is dirty and the floor is confused.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems