Sports
what's the most popular sport in the world?
soccer
Two dogs are sitting on a porch - a fat dog and a thin dog. The thin dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. Can you explain?
the fat dog is a mother
And ain't it funny
How you ran to her
The second that we called it quits?
Traitor
they are the guardian of all, the mother in charge, and one wrong move and you're done for
Angel
TRUE or FALSE: thinking can make you fat
TRUE: thinking makes you hungrier which pushes you to eat more
in tennis, what does the term "love" mean?
0 points
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
a breath
So hard with my girls not around me
It's definitely not a Nashville party
Party In The USA
if i had a penny every time they burped I'd be a billionaire
Brad
when referring to the term "jiffy" how long is that timewise?
1/100th of a second
How many sports were played in the olympics this year?
23 sports
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. What am I?
a candle
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Bohemian Rhapsody
the biggest back in the world
everyone in the room
what's the healthiest fast food chain?
Panara bread
what's the oldest sport?
wrestling
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
popcorn
The scars of your love remind me of us
they keep me thinkin' that we almost had it all
Rolling In The Deep
I don't believe you paid for that
nancy?
what land animal can hold their breath longer than dolphins?
Sloths
how many dimples does a golf ball have?
336 average but between 300-500
I can be thin, but not fat; You need me around, I promise not to crowd you; Some use a lot of me, especially if they like to chat. What am I?
Air
----- can't you see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with ------ ---
Stacy's Mom
Who is known throughout the ymca though they can't be seen as they lerk through the woods?
Ava...
what time was the first alarm clock set to ring at?
4am