These Teams
Bulls 11-17, Timberwolves 17-19, 76ers 18-19, Heat 20-22
Jimmy Butler
Substitutes be calling out your name
Rip Galactic Gamer
Team: Angels
44% 4 Seam (96 mph)
22% Slider (82 mph)
18% Splitter (88 mph)
12% Cutter (87 mph)
Shohei Ohtani
Class: 2017
40 Yard Dash: 4.22 seconds
Bench Press: (N/A) reps (225 lb)
Wonderlic: 16 (0-50)
Vertical Leap: 37.0 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.33 seconds
John Ross III
Canada
Ottawa
Cubs 11, Rockies 12-18, Yankees 19-21
DJ LeMahieu
Ridin on my murc, I'll put you to work
If lil Nas X played Rocket League
Team: Brewers
52% Cutter (95 mph)
18% Curve (81 mph)
10% 4 Seam (97 mph)
9% Changeup (91 mph)9% Slider (88 mph)
Corbin Burnes
Class: 2009
40 Yard Dash: 4.81 seconds
Bench Press: (N/A) reps (225 lb)
Wonderlic: 38 (0-50)
Vertical Leap: 30.5 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.47 seconds
Matt Stafford
Japan
Tokyo
Chargers 15-16, Jaguars 17-21, Steelers 21
Josh Lambo
Bout as beautiful as unsynchronized swimmers
Little Baby Bro
Team: Astros
45% 4 Seam (89 mph)22% Changeup (86 mph)
16% Curveball (71 mph)
15% Slider (84 mph)
Zack Greinke
Class: 2014
40 Yard Dash: 4.65 seconds
Bench Press: 23 reps (225 lb)
Wonderlic: (N/A) (0-50)
Vertical Leap: 40.0 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.18 seconds
Kahlil Mack
Peru
Lima
Saints 13-14, Dolphins 15-18, Texans 19-20, Saints 21
Kenny Stills
I got a double chest full in the back of my Cadillac
100 Racks
Team: Padres
63% Cutter (92 mph)
35% Curveball (82 mph)
Mark Melancon
Class: 2011
40 Yard Dash: 4.34 seconds
Bench Press: 17 reps (225 lb)
Wonderlic: (N/A)
Vertical Leap: 38.5 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.25 seconds
Julio Jones
Brazil
Brasilia
Braves 11-19, Angels 20, Tigers 21
Julio Teheran
I gotta lotta more diamonds than Mesopotamia
100 Racks 2.0
64% Changeup (84 mph)
36% 4 Seam (95 mph)
Devin Williams
Class: 2017
40 Yard Dash: 4.56 seconds 40 Yard
Bench Press: 15 reps (225 lb)
Wonderlic: 24 (0-50)
Vertical Leap: 39.5 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.56 seconds
Alvin Kamara
Kenya
Nairobi