SONGS ABOUT FRUIT
Life is just a...
What is a bowl of cherries?
i can be red, purple, or green and can be eaten raw or dried.
What is a grape?
Eating this is said to give you good eyesight.
What are carrots?
The mythical man who puts sand in the eyes of children to make them sleepy?
Who is the Sandman?
Ol' Blue Eyes.
Who was Frank Sinatra?
When I'll be with you.
What is Apple Blossom Time?
I'm small and round, sometimes sweet and sometimes sour.
What is a cherry?
Perfect vision with no need for glasses.
What is 20/20 vision?
Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get these?
What are peepers?
She was born both deaf and blind but overcame her handicaps.
Who was Helen Keller?
Yes! We have no...
What are bananas?
People have contests to see who can spit my seed the farthest.
What is a watermelon?
An eyeglass for only one eye.
What is a monocle?
A social engagement between two people who had not previously met.
What is a blind date?
He had goo, goo, googly eyes.
Who was Barney Google?
Ida is as sweet as...
What is apple cider?
Yellow, juicy, and egg-shaped, I'm very sour.
What is a lemon?
An old fashioned name for eyeglasses.
What are spectacles?
The ability to see what should have been done, too late.
What is hindsight?
She ain't what she used to be.
Who is the old gray mare?
Don't sit here while I'm gone!
What is Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree?
I'm the stalk of a large-leafed plant and when sweetened I can make a delicious pie or other dessert.
What is rhubarb?
A system of printing for the blind using raised dots to be felt with the fingers.
What is Braille?
To agree completely.
What is seeing eye to eye?
Someone who does a good deed for another
What is a Good Samaritan?