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MOOOOOOORE GOAT JOKES
200

how do you keep a fashionable goat from charging 

you cut up her credit cards

200

what is a reptiles fav film

The Lizard Of Oz

200

when's the best time to call your dentist

tooth-hurty

200

what is a goat's fav nursery song to sing

row row row your goat

300

what's a goats worst habit 

butting in

300

how do people cook in the jungle 

with a grilla!

300

why did the cow go to hollywood

to be in the mooovies

300

what's a goats fav book

billy goat

400

why are goats from France more musical than ones from America

they have French horns

400

what happened when the lion ate the clown 

he felt funny 

400

why can't leopards play hide-n-seek

cuz there always spotted

400

what do you call a goat that's always cleaning

a room-baaa

500

which artist do goats love the most

Vincent Van Goat

500

how do you raise a baby elephant

with a crane!

500

what kind of felines can bowl

Alley cats

500

what singer do goats always listen to

billy ray cyrus

600

which reality show did the goat do to find love

the Baaaa-chelor.

600

what do you call a camel with 3 humps

pregnant

600

why did the man bring his watch to the bank?

so he can save time

600

what is the best talent show

America's Goat Talent