Oops sme did it again
you need to escalate a smart booking, who you calling?
KF - kings
OUCHIEEEE
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What is CCL?
Climate change levy, a scheme introduce by the government for business to reduced wasting fuels
Customer has bought a barn that she is converting into a house. who would she need to speak to in regards to changing the current large load meter?
DNO, NATIONAL GRID and US
What does CCL stand for?
Climate change levy
customer wants to discuss prices, but they have just recently tried to leave us, have a debt of £2972, and they also failed to pass full security.. what could this be?
a broker/TPI
What time did CAREY leave today?
3:15
All companies pay 20% vat. TRUE or FALSE
TRUE - unless they fill out a VAT declaration form, and the HMRC and government confirm they can reduce the percentage
What meter would you find in 'hells kitchen' which is ran by gordon ramsey?
U160.
Bonus. why?
Why can a business bill increase suddenly without error?
Bigger equipment/machinery
More demand, company extension
Wholesale costs
What does TPI stand for?
Third party intermediary
What did jas say was ''exciting'' this morning, but none of you agreed lol?
FIRST CALLS
Why can business energy be disconnected for non-payment?
because their costing us business, so we do the same in return (we dont word it like this though lol)
What does SME stand for?
SMALL MEDIUM ENTERPRISE
Why is ID&V stricter for business customers?
protect people from Fraud, brokers, unauthorised access, phishing, data breaches
Give me an example of a company which is registered as PLC...
TESCO
which movie star is referred to as captian jack?
Johnny depp - Captain jack sparrow
How many RISKS do we need to consider a COT?
none for BAU
3 for RISKY
what does CT stand for?
Current transformer
Why are estimates typically avoided for business meters?
Because inaccuracies carry high financial risk.
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What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
STAMP
what kind of businesses would you find submetering?
What does KVA stand for?
Kilovolt-Amperes
What might a sudden drop in business energy usage indicate?
Energy theft, meter tampering
Dodgy dealings... (bombastic side eye)