MITZVAHS
what 2 things in the kitchen are you not allowed to mix?
milk and meat
i hang on the doorpost and i have the shema written in me
Mezuzah
Were on a mission, the torah our vision, to bring moshiach theres so much to do?
Theme song
תּוֹרָה צִוָה לָנוּ...
תּוֹרָה צִוָה לָנוּ מֹשֶׁה מוֹרָשָׁה קְהִלַת יַעֲקֹב
How many mitzvahs are there?
613
Im yellow, and monkeys like to eat me. You have to peel me before eating?
Banana
No matter where we go, we've got that jewish flow. We let the world know…
Jewish Pride
שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל ה'...
שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל ה' אֶלֹקֵינוּ ה' אֶחָד
What do men put on every morning of the week?
Teffilin
You find cold food in me
Fridge
When she got off the plane she was so happy she started to cry, so she kissed the grand and shouted am yisroel chai cuz shes a…
Jolly Jelly Bean
בְּכָל דוֹר וָדוֹר חַיָיב אָדָם לִרְאוֹת אֶת עַצְמוֹ …
בְּכָל דוֹר וָדוֹר חַיָיב אָדָם לִרְאוֹת אֶת עַצְמוֹ כְּאִלוּ הוּא יָצָא מִמִצְרָיִם
What signs does a kosher fish have.
Fins and scales
I'm filled with air, Children like to hold me, I fly away if you let go.
Balloon
Gan yisroel chai, a sense of pride embeded in my life, a guiding light infused in all i do, Oh gan yisroel i love you.
CGI florida theme song
כָּל יִשְׂרָאֵל יֵשׁ לָהֶם חֵלֶק לְעוֹלָם...
כָּל יִשְׂרָאֵל יֵשׁ לָהֶם חֵלֶק לְעוֹלָם הַבָּא שֶׁנֶאֱמַר וְעַמֵךְ כּוּלָם צַדִיקִים לְעוֹלָם יִירְשׁוּ אָרֶץ נֵצֶר מַטָעַי מַעֲשֵׂה יָדַי לְהִתְפָּאֵר
How many candles does a married woman light for shabbos?
2
I am a scroll read on Purim.
The Megilla
Hashem is alive, His torah is Alive am yisroel chai, ill be alive.
Home inside of me
כִּי קָרוֹב אֵלֶיךָ הַדָבָר...
כִּי קָרוֹב אֵלֶיךָ הַדָבָר מְאֹד בְּפִיךָ וּבִּלְבָבְךָ לַעֲשׂוֹתוֹ