Old Farts
Grandma's Photo Album (Decades)
Grandma's Vinyl Collection
Grandma's Text Messages
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- Born December 17, 1936

- Famous for his religious-ness and Catholic beliefs.

Fun fact: He molests kids.

Pope Francis

100

Grandma's got everything from the permed hair, all the way down to big, bulky shoulder pads and tight leather pants. I'm glad she threw out all those neon leotards years ago...

80s

100

- Papa Don't Preach

- Material Girl

- Like a Virgin

Madonna

100

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200

- Born October 1, 1935

- Famous for her acting. Some of her most famous acting roles include: Maria (TSOM), Queen Clarisse (TPD), and Mary Poppins (MP).

Fun Fact: She can no longer sing well due to nodes on her vocal chords.


Julie Andrews 

200

Woah. Grandma wore that?! The crop tops and patterned pant suits are definitely an interesting choice. She looks much taller with the platform shoes. And what's that white stuff on the living room table...

70s

200

- All By Myself

- The Power of Love

- My Heart Will Go On

Celine Dion

200

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300

- Born May 3, 1934

- Famous singer. Some of his hits include: Big Girls Don't Cry, Can't Take My Eyes Off You, and Sherry. 

Fun Fact: Record labels first took notice of him because of his incredible vocal range.


Frankie Valli

300

Grandma's waist looks so tiny in that dress! The paisley head scarf looks kind of cool I guess...and it would appear that "red" was the only lipstick color she owned. 

50s

300

- Walk This Way

- I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

- Dream On

Aerosmith 

300

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(Rolling On The Floor Laughing)

400

- Born December 12, 1923

- Most famous for hosting and announcing the CBS game show, The Price Is Right.

Fun fact: He was recently a guest star on The Price Is Right for his 90th birthday.

Bob Barker

400

Plaid this and plaid that, jeez Grandma owned a lot of plaid! Go-go boots? Really? And why does that blue eye shadow go all the way up to your forehead?

60s

400

- Wheel In The Sky

- Open Arms

- Don't Stop Believing 

Journey 

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how r u

500

- Born January 17, 1922

- Famous for comedic work and appearance in sitcoms. (Most famous sitcom: Golden Girls)

Fun fact: Claims her secret to a long, happy life is wine and hotdogs.

Betty White

500

 Grandma, you said you were "rebellious". I don't see what is so rebellious about showing your ankles and cutting your hair short...


20s

500

- Rock Of Ages

- Pour Some Sugar On Me

- Rock Of Ages

Def Leppard 

500

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