Family Craziness
Where were Mora and Jenna hiding when Joyce tried to butcher a chicken?
In the corner of the garage
In what year did the first American Thanksgiving take place? A. 1621 B. 1640 C. 1590 D. 1800
B. 1621
What is Marty's favorite color?
Red
If Wayne could live anywhere in the world, where would he live?
Florida
This mushy Thanksgiving favorite closely resembles Selah's spit-up
Mashed Potatoes
What bone did Whitesox break while his family was at the beach?
Foot (will accept "leg")
Which U.S. state produces the most Turkeys? A. Alabama B. Pennsylvania C. North Carolina D. Idaho
C. North Carolina
At his college graduation, one of Marty's professors put her hands on Marty. Where did she put her hand?
On his chest
What is Wayne's plot to defeat the Muslims?
Put a bomb on a pig and send the pig into their mosques.
What state is the leading producer of Cranberries? A. Pennslyvania B. Wisconsin C. Georgia D. Iowa
B. Wisconsin
What was Tony's famous attire at the 2013 Christmas Cheermister Party?
A Christmas Thong
How fast can a Turkey Run? A. 25 mph B. 20 mph C. 30 mph D. 35mph
A. 25 mph
What did Marty's pastor talk him out of coming out of High School?
Military (Air Force)
How did Wayne injure his thumb?
He drilled his thumb
Who was the first U.S. President to pardon a Turkey? A. Washington B. Roosevelt C. Truman D. George H.W. Bush
President Truman
These famous words caused Pam to pee her pants.
"You're healed!"
How high must a cranberry bounce before it is harvested? A. 1 inch B. 2 inches C. inches D. 4 inches
At least 4 inches high
How did Marty injure his ankle two weeks before his marathon?
Stepped on an acorn
Cleveland Clinic has every drink one could want, except for this drink. Wayne wanted...?
Mountian Dew
What is Jackson's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Turkey
"Why don't you turn on the radio"
Who was the first U.S. President to make Thanksgiving a holiday? A. Washington B. Lincoln C. Ford D. Jefferson
Lincoln
What is the animal that Marty is famous for choking?
Chicken
What did Wayne do to Brenda's car when they were dating?
He jumped it off a sand dune and messed it up.
What is Jonah's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Mash Potatoes