Stuff I found by spinning a globe and stopping it suddenly
This continent, occupying the Western Hemisphere, is home to much coffee, French Guiana, and a lot of soccer players.
South America
This rolled-up tortilla of meat and cheese, known for its five onion-like layers, is a go-to of Bryce's.
Beefy Five-Layer Burrito
These paper-packed implements crowding Bryce's office are where Bryce sources most of his information regarding leadership, family systems theory, and time management, among other topics.
Books
This affectionate nickname given to the University of Missouri is just a shortened form of the state's full name.
"Mizzou"
This term of endearment for canines and companions alike is a shared favorite of both Sarah Beth and Wright.
Dawg
This third-largest oceanic division is the warmest in the world, with shores across Africa, Asia, and Oceania (Australia and its adjacent nations).
Indian Ocean
Wright's personal favorite, featuring a soft, fried shell surrounding its savory contents, is named for the Spanish word for a shallop, or small boat, which it resembles when folded.
Chalupa Supreme
This old-school geographic instrument referenced in the leftmost category of this jeopardy board helps Bryce to plan all of his maritime expeditions.
Globe
The University of Texas's athletic teams are named for this bull-headed argicultural poster-cow.
Longhorns
This phrase, used by comedians and femenists alike, has become Sarah Beth's recent preferred request for affirmation: "Am I right, ___?"
Ladies
This chilly American state is known for its insanely small population density of only 1.3 persons per square mile, being the lowest in the Union by a large margin. Nevertheless, it does have the highest population of grizzly bears in the United States.
Alaska
This disc-like, tightly-wrapped little bundle of joy is one of Sarah Beth's favorites (specifically, with chicken), featuring all manner of taco toppings inside its crunchy shell.
Crunchwrap Supreme
One of the most distracting items on Bryce's wall is a hand-drawn portrait of this well-dressed mounatin-dwelling mammal, smiling at the viewer through its woolly coat and large front teeth.
Llama
Tusk VI, a wild boar, serves as the mascot to this SEC college, in a state formerly inhabited by Wright.
Arkansas
This expression, used to convey sympathy for someone going through something madly unfortunate, has been on Sarah Beth's mind lately.
"Mad unforch"
According to one survey, a whopping 54% of the population of this Atlantic island nation, named for its massive icebergs and harsh winters, believes in elves.
Iceland
This Taco Bell item, featuring a folded-over tortilla with cheese, chicken, and peppers inside, and paired with Caliente Sauce, is Margaret's favorite.
Caliente Cantina Chicken Quesadilla
In Bryce's office is a mug on a shelf, immortalizing his status as a father, circa this year AD.
2020
In 1907, this SEC school's football team received its current name, based on a sports journalist's description of how the team looked moving across the field on a particularly rainy day, when during a game against their rival, Auburn, their white jerseys became stained with the field's red mud.
You might use this Gen-Z phrase to describe somebody thoroughly enjoying poorly-made content.
"Blissed out in the slop"
This sub-Saharan country is the fifth-largest on the continent of Africa, which may sound familiar to you if you know any dudes with its four-letter name.
Chad
One of Michael Clement's favorite Taco Bell orders, featuring a popular starchy tuber wrapped up with taco toppings in a soft tortilla, absolutely blew Wright's mind when he learned that Taco Bell sold this item.
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
For at least a few hours out of any weekday, you can find this well-read millenial in Bryce's office. Odds are, he's either teaching, calling somebody, or thinking about fishing.
Bryce Christian Davis
This Southern school's athletes are named for the pioneers who were quick enough to claim land in this prairie state north of Texas. This state is Margaret's ancestral homeland.
Oklahoma Sooners
This abbreviated form of the phrase "one hundred percent" is one of Sarah Beth's new ways to affirm something as "relatable."
Hundo-P