Bryce to Meet You
Bryce’s favorite Waffle House waffle prominently features this tree nut (also included in his wife’s favorite ice cream flavor) as a topping.
Pecan
Bryce’s favorite ice cream flavor tastes like if you ate chocolate after brushing your teeth. It’s green.
Mint chocolate chip
This handy little instrument (allegedly manufactured in Texas) is a necessity for getting by in math class. (It practically does the work for you!)
TI-83 Calculator
This haircut, involving cutting the hair closer to the head the further down the temples, creates a gradient against the side of the head, and helps draw attention to the top of the head, and makes the face appear longer.
Temple fade, taper fade, or Brooklyn fade
This king of Israel killed Goliath of Gath with a single stone, before removing the giant’s own sword from its sheath and beheading him with it.
David
Bryce has two aunts named Debbie, and one aunt by a longer version of the name of this prominent female leader from the book of Judges.
Deborah
Cookie dough
Unlike its user, this pale adhesive is great at keeping it together on that school project.
Glue
This cut, involving twisting of one’s hair or letting the hair mat naturally, results in a head of rope-like strands, colloquially referred to as “dreads.”
Dreadlocks
This hot-headed disciple cut off the ear of Malchus, servant of the high priest Caiaphas, with a sword in the Garden of Gethsemane. Jesus then healed Malchus’s ear, before being led off to stand trial.
Peter
Bryce’s favorite Halloween consume for most of his childhood was that of this silent assassin from feudal Japan.
Wright’s girlfriend prefers the festive infusion of this fluffy birthday delicacy into her ice cream.
Birthday cake
When one blade’s not good enough, use two—this dangerous instrument helps you do so with only one hand. Don’t run with them!
Scissors
This trad, military-style cut has made a recent comeback among Gen-Z boys looking for a more rugged, low-maintenance look.
Buzz cut
In our series on Judges, we learned about a sword that was forged and smuggled into the chambers of King Eglon of Moab by this left-handed Benjaminite.
Ehud
This zesty, light green sludge, typically accompanying the Cobb salad, is Bryce’s favorite Chick-Fil-A salad dressing.
Avocado Lime Ranch
This congealed-dairy-and-tree-nut combo (featuring an ingredient from Bryce’s favorite waffle) describes Anna Grace Davis’s favorite ice cream flavor. It’s awesome.
Butter pecan
This instrument, featuring a pencil at on end of the angle, and a sharp point on the other, is a useful aide when freehanding the perfect circle just won’t work.
Compass
This haircut, involving twisting the hair into three-strand braids against the scalp in rows, affords one’s head a very “agricultural” vibe.
Cornrows
Jesus’ statement “I have not come to bring peace, but a sword,” is found in chapter 10, verse 34 of this gospel account.
Matthew
This number is both the number of moons orbiting the dwarf planet Eris, and the number of times Bryce has been out of the country.
One
This citrusy yellow sorbet is Sarah Beth’s favorite ice cream-adjacent dessert.
Lemon sorbet
This semi-circle of knowledge is essential for determining the degree of an angle.
Protractor
This cut, characterized by combing (or “parting”) the hair out from the center of the head, creates a sort of “curtain” over the sides of the forehead, but leaves the center open. Having made a comeback amongst Gen-Z guys, it has been popularized heavily in the United States and in Korea.
Middle part
Paul describes the word of God as “the sword of the Spirit,” in chapter 6 of this New Testament epistle.
Ephesians