Bible Characters in 2026
This man’s LinkedIn would say: Boat builder, animal caretaker, survived a global flood.
Who is Noah?
"We found love in a hopeless place"
What is Secular?
Rhianna, We Found Love
He refused to let the Israelites leave Egypt, even after Moses repeatedly warned him.
Who is Pharaoh?
A wedding runs out of wine. The solution?
What is Jesus turns water into wine? (John 2:1-11)
He denied knowing one of his closest friends three separate times—in the same night. 🚩
Who is Peter?
His dating profile might say: Strong guy. Great hair. Unfortunately, I keep telling women my secrets.
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
Who is Samson?
"You raise me up."
This giant mocked Israel and challenged them to send someone to fight him. A shepherd boy eventually accepted the challenge.
Who is Goliath?
A guy gets swallowed by a giant fish, spends three days inside it, and then gets vomited onto dry land.
What is Jonah and the great fish on the way to Nineveh? (Jonah)
His jealousy drove him to murder when his brother's offering was accepted and not his.
Who is Cain?
His DoorDash order somehow turned five loaves and two fish into dinner for thousands.
Who is Jesus?
"You have stolen my heart"
What is Sacred?
Song of Songs 4:9
This queen became infamous for promoting Baal worship and threatening the prophet Elijah.
Who is Jezebel?
A man falls asleep during a preaching, falls out of a third-story window, and dies—only to __ __________.
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
What is be resurrected? (Acts 20)
He agreed to betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver and identified him to the arresting crowd with a kiss.
Who is Judas Iscariot?
His resume includes: Shepherd, Slave, Convict & Ruler.
Skillset includes: Strong conviction, runs from sin & quick to forgive.
Who is Joseph?
“My loneliness is killing me.”
What is Secular?
-Britney Spears, Baby One More Time
He ordered the killing of baby boys in Bethlehem after hearing that a new "King of the Jews" had been born.
Who is King Herod?
A group teenagers mock a prophet for being bald. He curses them, and suddenly two bears come out of the woods and maul all 42 of them.
What is Elisha & the bears? (2 Kings 2:23-24)
He lied about his wife being his sister—not once, but twice—because he was afraid people would kill him, because of her.
Who is Abraham? — Genesis 12 & 20
His plans for a major city were ruined because of rebellion and a slight linguistic mix up.
Who is Nimrod?
"Many waters cannot quench love."
What is Sacred?
Song of Songs 8:7
Instead of taking an L and moving on, bro decided to plot against an entire group of people.
Who is Haman?
A king refuses to listen to God, so a king secretly visits a medium and asks her to summon the dead prophet Samuel. Samuel confirms his initial verdict.
What is Saul and the medium of Endor? (1 Samuel 28)
He wanted a vineyard. The owner refused to sell it. His wife conspired for the owner to be falsely accused and killed so he could take it. 🚩🚩🚩
Who is King Ahab? (with Jezebel doing the plotting)