Duke's Fiends (Yep Really)
Keep that camera close fellas, cause this Link 2 reporter's going for the scoop no one wants to find.
Muckraker From the Underworld
"Because I figure, if there's intelligent life out there, then let's teach them how to duel."
Kaiba
Commander Covington, a Soldier, a Sniper, and a Defender form this old school take on a bad boss.
Machina Force
TCG: Dark Magician
OCG: Black Magician
Wait, you're telling me if my opponent controls the highest attack monster on the field, I can summon 2 from deck?
Naturia Molecricket
"Cool story, anyway activate Network?"
Numeron Wall
*Random Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming* "hasta la vista baby".
Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth
This reject evil god can be summoned from either the hand or graveyard by sending 4 face-up Level 1 monsters you control to the Graveyard, but that doesn't mean it's good, as its effect only makes it unaffected when it attacks by banishing a Level 1 monster from your graveyard. It's tied for the highest attack in the game though.
Dystopia the Despondent
OCG: Death-Toy
TCG: Frightfur
They made a new Mokey Mokey?
Mokey Mokey Adrift
I've gotten comments from people thinking this card is where I got the name "Duke" from, seeing as how it's a Fiend that people used in lair of darkness for a time to recycle high-level monsters like Diabolos.
Duke Shade, the Sinister Shadow Lord
Customer: "What's with this hole in my shirt?!"
Response: "What? You said to get rid of the stain in it and that's exactly what I did. What do you mean I'm fired?"
Jack Atlus
This monster wouldn't be super bad if its summoning condition didn't hold it back. Tributing a random dude called Great Dezard that has "fulfilled the condition". Fun fact, this is the only monster in the game to have the world "fulfilled" in it at all and also the only one to refer to something as "the condition".
Fushioh Richie
OCG: Elf Swordsman
TCG: Celtic Guardian
"Attention shoppers, could the woman who lost her bedazzled dinosaur please come to the register up front? It's currently taking pills."
Animadorned Archosaur
Daily Double
You absolute fools, this card when flipped sends any fiend from deck to grave, and even summons itself in face-down defense position when sent from the hand or deck to the graveyard, truly terrifying as its name suggests.
"It's bye bye time kiddies"
Vector
Daily Double
How many hoops does this card even have? To summon it, you have to have a fusion of this iconic dark spellcaster and fire warrior monster be destroyed by specifically battle. In addition, this card's only effect is an honest-like effect that you can only use once, because the card goes away during the end phase of a turn you used it.
TCG: Raigeki
OCG: Thunderbolt
Everyone remembers The Calculator, but never remembers his link rating counterpart.
The Accumulator
I feel bad for this "ghost girl" that is in every way different from the others.
Red Blossoms from Underroot
"You just summoned your mom"
Yuma
Truly the pinnacle of horribly complicated summoning materials for little payoff, this old zombie support card only supports level 2 or lower normal zombies, and requires a destiny board-esc summoning ritual to play it. No protection on any of this stuff btw.
Spirit of the Pharaoh
TCG: Beaver Warrior
OCG: Luise/Louise
For the small small price of 1 card, this monster could literally search any monster in the game.
Omni Dragon Brotaur