Slide 1
Newborn | 2 Hours Old
"Beautiful stranger, sitting right there
Reading the newspaper, stuck to his chair
I swore that he smiled and I felt my heart drop
Heard the doors open, came to my stop"
Beautiful Stranger by Laufey
"Man, I don't know what to think no more, man. Get out me head, get out of me head, man"
QUOTE!!
A) Weiner Dog
B) Guinea Pig
C) Swan
B) Guinea Pig
What would Yza do during a zombie apocalypse?
A) Hide inside their house
B) Try to travel to a safe place
C) Kill themself before it escalates
D) Try to survive for at least 3 days
C) Kill themself before it escalates
Slide 2
9 Years Old
"I haven't seen you in awhile, you know I miss you babe
When you hear this song, feel flattered, it's about your face
And how I wish that I could see you more
But you're in college now and I'm about to go on tour"
C U Girl by Steve Lacy
"This guy's been going nuts. He freaked out my kids, my wife is in hysterics, she doesn't know what the hell is going on. I had to take the day off work to bring him back"
NO QUOTE!!
What Pokemon card did Yza get from a card pack in 3rd grade that was their favorite ever since?
Mega Charizard X
If Yza had to choose to lose one of their 5 senses, which of the following would they pick?
A) Sight
B) Taste
C) Smell
D) Hearing
B) Taste because Yza wouldn't have to spend as much money on food if they can't taste it
Slide 3
4 Years Old
"International, that's where I wanna be
Finna be sold out in Germany
Got me a baddie, now we live in harmony
This might be a hint, we do this normally"
Love Me by Coco & Clair Clair
"Yup, guess I'm ooglyyyy googly! Hrahd hreveyrj"
QUOTE
Name that popular line of stuffed animals that are known for including the name, birth date, and personality traits
Beanie Babies
If Yza met a genie and was given three wishes, what would at least one of those wishes be?
Unlimited printer paper, unlimited printer ink, 5 million USD, free bi-monthly online thrift hauls, and a 24 hour Subway sandwich vendor built into their house with full time workers and unlimited sandwich supplies.
Slide 4
13 Years Old
"I spent my bus money on a five buck scratchy
Then I walked home, broke 'n' unhappy
I spent my bus money on Rothy Blues
And I walked home with holes in my shoes"
Bus Money by The Chats
"No, I was always like this. Me was born this way"
QUOTE!!
What was one of the first anime that Yza watched despite their parents telling them not to?
A) Gurren Lagann
B) The Seven Deadly Sins
C) One Punch Man
A) Gurenn Lagann
Where would Yza want their next tattoo to be? (BONUS POINTS IF YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS)
A) Left shoulder blade
B) Left chest
C) Left ankle
D) Left femur
A) Left shoulder blade
Slide 5
3 Years Old
"Welcome to my alternate and ultimate reality
It's held up on a solid disk supported by my fallacies
There's never politics but knowledge in it just massive
Everyone's mad combative but acts very passive"
MY SHOW by KevinKempt
"Hello, we are the smuling fronds"
NO QUOTE!!
Which anime did Yza always want to watch when visiting their grandparent's house?
A) FairyTale
B) Naruto
C) Inuyasha
C) Inuyasha
Oh, no! Aliens start invading Earth and one alien starts impersonating Yza by speaking, looking, and behaving just like Yza would. However, there's one singular thing that Yza would do to make you realize that they're the real Yza!! What would that one thing be?
A) Does a one handed 360 somersault onto a skateboard to do a kick flip off of a large building
B) Kneels down, puts their hands in the praying position, and violently pleads that you believe they're the real Yza
C) Just tells you to shoot them because they already know they're out..
D) Lowkey starts tweaking while looking at the alien imposter and references a Tiktok meme
D) Lowkey starts tweaking while looking at the alien imposter and references a Tiktok meme