Susie Said
Expert?
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Susie Said II
100

Officer A tells the jury that the complaining witness, Susie, told him the defendant hit her

Objection, hearsay, OOC statement for truth of the matter asserted 

100

Officer A says Susie's tibia suffered a compound fracture in the car accident 

Objection, expert opinion, basis of knowledge 

100

A prosecutor asks "You arrived at the residence and parked your car?"

Objection, leading. Compound question.

100

The Commonwealth doesn't have a police witness for a motion to suppress. They ask for a continuance.

Objection, move to dismiss for lack of prosecution.

100

Susie says "I think Steve was tired and scared of being chased by a Bigfoot" in a leaving the scene of property damage accident.

Objection, speculation, relevance 

200

In a DUI case, the passenger, Susie, testifies that the defendant is a drug dealer and gang member

Objection, prejudicial, relevance, impermissible character evidence 

200

In a DUI, the officer testifies he believes the defendant was displaying signs of intoxication/was drunk

No objection: lay witnesses can testify to general knowledge, i.e., if someone is drunk

200

The DA asks the witness: "What color was the hat?"

The witness replies: "I don't remember."

The DA asks: "Was it black?"

Objection, leading, asked and answered 

200

A judge denies your motion in limine to introduce evidence of a third party culprit.

Objection, denial of the constitutional right to a fair trial and present a defense, denial of state right to present all "proofs and evidence favorable." 

200

In a DUI trial, Susie starts to testify about how the defendant was running an illegal dog racing ring

Objection, uncharged conduct.

300

Susie called 911 and screamed that her mom was hitting her, sounding terrified. She does not appear for trial, but the DA wants to use the recording.

No objection, excited utterance.

300

The officer who arrested the client testifies that in his opinion, the defendant possessed drugs with an intent to distribute

Objection, not a qualified expert, opinion as to ultimate issue 
300

A DA asks: "Can you tell us all the steps you took to collect the evidence?"

Objection, calls for a narrative. 

300

In a jury trial, where the defendant is a Black person, the DA uses a peremptory challenge on the only Black juror

Objection, Batson challenge. The DA has to present a "race neutral" reason for the challenge. Remember to create a record for appeal, with the juror #, the makeup of the jury, the makeup of the potential other jurors, the juror's race/ethnicity, and the client's race/ethnicity 

300

The DA asks Susie about the defendant's 20 year old (and only) conviction for possession of marijuana.

Objection, improper impeachment. Misdemeanor older than five years without another conviction within the last five years.

400

Susie calls 911 and tearfully states that her mom hit her yesterday. She never comes to trial. The DA wants to use the 911 call.

Objection: excited utterance. Even if emotional, Susie was speaking about past events, not current ones.

400

An officer with no certifications, degrees, or relevant training testifies that when he did the accident reconstruction, he found the defendant at fault 

Objection: but handled via a Daubert Lanigan hearing 

400

A witness is asked a question. You object. Objection sustained. They answer anyway.

Move to strike. 

400

A potential juror remarked that they believe innocent people would testify, they have 13 relatives in law enforcement, and that they work in a bank. Your client is charged with bank robbery and assault and battery on an officer. They do not want to testify. The judge finds the juror fair and impartial.

Objection: the defendant has a right to a fair trial, with a fair and impartial jury of their peers. This person has expressed potential bias to law enforcement, works in the same industry, and also a disbelief in the defendant's fundamental rights. It is impossible that they will be a fair and impartial juror. If denied, use a peremptory challenge and ask for more jurors 

400

You want to ask an officer about a 12 year "sustained investigation" for mismanagement of evidence collection, in a case where your theory is the police mismanagement of evidence. The DA objects. Judge sustains.

Objection, right to present a defense under AoD and USC. Relevant to bias, motive, practice or habit, not simply impeachment.

500

Susie testifies that the defendant said he hit the picket fence with his car in a leaving the scene of an accident causing property damage case.

No objection: Statement of a party opponent 

500

A witness testifies that they saw boot prints in the snow.

No objection. Lay witness opinion.

500

The DA asks a question on redirect examination on a topic not mentioned on direct or cross.

Objection, beyond the scope.

500

The prosecutor mentions facts not in evidence in her closing argument. 

Objection. But when: either during, or at sidebar afterwards.

500

Susie is given a photograph by the DA. She says she doesn't really know for sure, but it could possibly be the defendant's car. The DA moves the exhibit into evidence.

Objection, improper foundation for introduction of evidence.