Jokes and riddles
What's a frogs favorite drink?
Answer: A croak-a-cola
What animal wears a mask?
answer: racoon
What jewelry do you wear on your finger?
Answer: a ring
What is the only fruit to have seeds on the outside?
Answer: strawberry
What is the opposite of right?
Answer: wrong
What cleans the floor and then comes back to you?
Answer: A broomerang
What color is a giraffes tongue?
Answer: Purple
What do you wear that has a collar?
Answer: a shirt
What food do rabbits like to eat?
Answer: carrots
Where do you park your car?
Answer: garage
What do you call a pirate hanging on the wall
Arrrrt!
What is a type of ape that is large, black and similar to a human?
What jewelry do you wear on your wrist?
Answer: a bracelet
What food is a made by drying grapes?
Answer: raisin
What do you need if you want to jump out of a plane?
Answer: A parachute
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because he was feeling crummy.
What animal holds hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart?
(Hint: they live in the water and on land, float on their backs and like to eat oysters)
Answer: otter
What do you wear on the bottom half of your body in summer?
Answer: shorts
What is a small, red fruit with a pit and a stem?
Answer: cherry
What does a pirate say?
Answer: Arrrr!
I’m orange, I wear a green "hat" and I rhyme like a parrot. What am I?
Answer: A Carrot.
What animal can hop and has a pocket?
Answer: kangaroo
What jewelry do you wear around your neck?
Answer: a necklace
What is a big green fruit that is red on the inside?
Answer: watermelon
What is a food that is wrapped in a tortilla and can be filled with meat, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, beans or cheese?
Answer: a burrito