Academics
Zachary quite nearly flunked this subject whilst in High School for perpetually expostulating with his instructor
What is English?
Zach has made this movie's titular dish before and can testify that it's very gross, truly a dish fit for vermin.
What is Ratatouille?
According to Merriam Webster, this word means "moving slowly," and accumulating too many of these is the reason Zach almost didn't graduate high school
What is a tardy?
Zach quit playing this instrument in 10th grade because lugging its case around everywhere blowed.
What is a trumpet?
Zach's current GPA * # of times Zach failed an exam in high school * # of times Zach has failed an exam in college
What is 0?
(undisclosed amount * 0/maybe 1 * 0)
BC unfortunately recognizes 0 AP credits for this notoriously difficult class. He has considered starting a Pickett line in retaliation.
What is APUSH?
This movie franchise is somehow already 8 years old, and has opened doors for its company gross over 2.7 billion of cold hard cash at the box office.
What is Frozen?
Zach would often steal t-shirts from the storage closet by the track. He still wears one very often, which contains this cities' powerful slogan of resilience during the aftermath of the Marathon bombings
What is Boston Strong?
Zach's Spotify artist of the 2010's have made some of the most perfect, best songs ever
Who is One Direction?
# of countries Zach has ever been to outside the US ^ (# of countries Zach has been to in the last 4 years outside the US)
What is 1?
(3^0)
What is physics?
You may recognize London Tipton as Christy Ling in this 2010 biopic about a man face to face with the lawsuit of a lifetime.
What is The Social Network?
Although he is often referred to as the Slave Officer, Raking Officer, or Manual Labor officer, this was Zach's actual official NHS officer position title in high school
What is the Environmental Officer?
This artist shakes Zach's heart to the core and was his most listened to artist on Spotify in 2020
Who is TWICE?
# of Zach's iPhone model * # of times Zach has ever updated his phone
What is 6?
(6*1)
Zach's favorite subject in Middle School involved drawing many of these objects. In fact, Zach still draws these to kill time when he is bored or lost in class.
What are maps?
Sparks fly in this iconic 2000s rom-dram, but it has since since been regretably memed for the line "What do you want?"
What is The Notebook?
Zach invented this potentially illegal driving technique, stemmed from a need to eat breakfast on the way to school.
What is driving with your knee?
In addition to always staying hydrated, pacing himself to this rhythmic song during races was a part of Zach's Cross Country routine.
What is the Cup Song?
# of Letters in Middle Name + # of Characters in Chinese Name
(Eugene + 张天华）
Zach learned this unit in his accounting class this semester, which is ironic because the many students in the class seem to have none of it in accounting.
What is interest?
The Phineas and Ferb intro says there's a 104 days of summer vacation, but this cult-classic, rom com (and also Zach's favorite movie) whose titular character is played by Zooey Deschanel would disagree.
What is 500 Days of Summer?
After some close calls in high school, Zach recently got one of these things, which can also be referred to as a citrus fruit or an iconic brand of candy.
What is ___
Zach used to love this artist's music, but everything changed when they became emo in 2017
Who is Taylor Swift?
(# of episodes in Avatar - 1) / # of times Zach has seen Avatar
What is 6?
(61 - 1) / 10