CRPG
Word Problems!
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Zact Fachs
100

The crafting recipe for an Enchanted Golden Apple as per the latest Minecraft Update.

There isn't one!

100

The sum of two and five and three divided by its number of digits.

What is 5?

100

The science name for storm clouds

Cumulonimbus!

100

A level 3 fighter is facing a gelatinous cube alone. Choosing to run away, the Fighter uses their action to attack twice with their longsword before using an action surge to take the dash action.

No double attack until level 5!

100

Mime Age or!

Math Education!

200

Found in a volcanic level, this item gives you the strength to rip apart metal doors in Castle Crashers.

Sandwich 🤤

200

The value of a number multiplied against itself where its product is equal to forty-nine

What is 7?

200

This bird does a rhythmic “dance” to make worms

American Woodcock

200

To get rid of a Devil, a Level 9 Cleric casts banishment on them, imposing a DC 15 Wisdom Saving Throw. Since they’re from another plane, after 1 minute they do not return from the Nine Hells.

Banishment is a Charisma Saving Throw

200

Then umbra Eisen my Ed!

2!

300

This rhyming fruit is what cures a Pokemon of paralysis

Cheri Berry

300

The value of a variable such that the  sum of it squared, 5 times that same variable, plus 4 is equal to nothing

What is X equals -1 or -4

300

This radioactive element was named after a Norse god, and can be used in Nuclear Powerplants

Thorium

300

A Level 6 Infernal Tiefling Wizard is in the midst of combat in a 15ft square room. They (of course) choose to use the 3rd level spell Fireball, then fail their own dexterity saving throw and take the full amount of damage from their spell.

Tiefling resist fire damage!

300

Fay vored pokey mom ovi

Elgyem!

400

The amount of dirty water needed to craft 1 purified water in Fallout 4.

3 Dirty Waters :)

400

The value of an unknown number such that it is equal to the sum of ⅙ of its value, 1/12 of its value, 1/7 of its value, ½ of its value, and 6.

56

400

This endangered animal remains in its larval stage throughout its entire life, but is still able to reproduce.

Axolotls

400

A level 7 Rogue makes a stealth check and despite rolling a 1, reliable talent treats it as rolling a 10 + their stealth bonus. Unfortunately they still fail to hide, so to gain advantage they use Steady Aim. After getting a critical hit, they move to a more secure location.

You cannot move after using Steady Aim!

400

A gamey ooo Andi sown

(Many possible answers)

500

This foul condiment is a Loved Gift of Krobus in Stardew Valley.

Void Mayonnaise

500

The difference between the squared sum of 5 and 7 and the square of an unknown number is equal to the sum of the product of 3 and 10 and the product of 7 and 2.

10 or -10!

500

The general difference between rocks and minerals

Minerals are made almost entirely of a single element, whereas rocks are typically composed of 2 or more minerals

500

Over their next few turns, a Level 4 Sorcerer casts the following spells and metamagic: They cast Hold Person as a Heightened spell to impose disadvantage, then Thunderwave as a Distant Spell to hit enemies 20ft away, and then casts Mind Spike as a Quickened Spell so they could use their action to Dash.

A level 4 Sorcerer only has four sorcery points, but the ones used add up to 5.

500

Brie Dove mile ate dawg.

German Shepard