THE SCHMATA BUSINESS
"illegitimi non carborundum"
What is the motto of the Willie Loman Society?
Former liberal Arizona friends.
Who are Carol and Jeff Zonis?
Bopa's favorite punchline.
What is "You don't have to go to Europe to marry abroad?"
Rustico, no peppers.
What is the sandwich from the Armani store?
They were involved in a Fender Bender insurance scandal.
Who are Bopa's Dad and in-laws.
Wolff Brothers.
What is where Bopa worked in Kansas City.
She dropped an opinion on her foot.
Who is Mikki Behr?
Bopa says this when presented with the bill at a restaurant.
What is "Who had tax?"
Cashew Chicken and Moo Shoo Pork.
What you order in a chinese restaurant?
What Bopa wore in high school.
What is a custom suit?
Hutsky-Patutsky.
What is the size of Billy the Kidd jeans?
The most annoying current living cousins.
Who are the cousins from New Jersey?
Yes.
What is "Does Bopa want more sauce?"
The store that was always on sale in San Francisco.
What is Cable Car Clothiers?
Mud Pie.
What is dessert in MacArthur Park?
The color of Bopa's socks.
What is yellow and pink?
Free ice cream.
What you got at the chinese restaurant in Walnut Creek.