DIAPER DUTY
This is the term for when your baby's diaper leaks, usually at the most inconvenient time
What is a blowout?
Newborns may cry a lot but don't shed these, as the corresponding ducts aren't fully functional
What are tears?
"Let the wild rumpus start!" is a line from this favorite
What is Where the Wild Things Are?
Mayhem is classified as this type of crime, which kind of rhymes with "dope melody"
What is a felony?
All hail the grain of this plant, used in making beer
What is barley?
Kimberly-Clark makes these diapers, America's best-selling brand
What are Huggies?
Similar to Band-Aid, this Playtex trademark for a pacifier, has become a genericized trademark
What is a binky?
This book tells the story of an unconventional bovine who likes to sit and smell the flowers, and was also featured in the movie, "The Blind Side"
What is Ferdinand the Bull?
"Check out" this attention-getter in a song
What is the hook?
This word describes small and round eyes
What is beady?
The first disposable diapers in the United States were patented in this decade
What are the 1940s?
This score assesses a newborn baby's health by measuring 5 signs; a score of 10 is perfect
What is Apgar?
Some of what this title character eats: one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake and a slice of watermelon
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
Time to "rock a mic like" this term for one who willfully destroys another's property
What is a vandal?
The next word in these song lyrics:
"Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme..."
What is beauty?
Lots of moms "wish" for this Playtex product that makes the disposal of Pampers & Huggies a snap
What is a Diaper Genie?
Small pink or red patches on a baby's face or neck are playfully called these, perhaps from the bird that delivered them
What are stork's bites?
A selfish boy takes shade and apples, among other things, from this, the title of a Shel Silverstein classic
What is The Giving Tree?
With this convertible car's soft cover down, your "hair can blow"
What is a ragtop?
It floats; in fact, it is a float
In 1849, Walter Hunt patented this diaper device which he made by twisting some wire
What is a safety pin?
This soft spot on the cranium of an infant hardens with time
What is a fontanel?
Among the objects mentioned in this beloved bedtime story are "a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush"
What is Goodnight Moon?
Vanilla Ice claims his style is like one of these, the largest of which occurred in India in 1984, killing thousands with methyl isocyanate gas
What is a chemical spill?
In a theater, the mezzanine is the lowest one
What is a balcony?