ALCOHOL
The party-starter (and finisher), always on our tables in abundance whenever we congregate. Best served gold and cold.
What is tequila?
Annabel art thou okay? Art thou okay? Art thou okay, Annabel?
What is Smooth Criminal?
Who is Michael Jackson?
Koos Kombuis.
Who is Mirco?
What is Lumos Energy?
Goes in hard but comes out soft. Doesn't mind if you want to blow it.
What is chewing gum?
The green fairy.
What is absinthe?
Proceed, female of small stature, 'tis the day of thy birth. We shalt celebrate as if 'tis the day of thy birth.
What is In Da Club?
Who is 50 Cent?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! A human being of the female variety, who is currently in a relationship with a mongoose-type species. This species is the same as that of Timon, the wise-cracking sidekick of Pumbaa in the Lion King.
Who is Tamzin?
"Lord bless Africa" in Xhosa
What is "Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika"?
Has a stiff shaft and its tip penetrates. Comes with a quiver.
What is an arrow?
An African rum, virtually tasteless when mixed with Sparberry but hits like a deadly combination of lawnmower petrol and lighter fluid.
What is Tipo Tinto?
I hath visited the year 3000. Scarce has altered, alas they inhabit the waters.
What is Year 3000?
Who is Busted?
First name sounds like the missing part in these lyrics: "In____ in the membrane"
Who is Zane?
The only country in the world other than England to have hosted the FIFA World Cup, Rugby World Cup and Cricket World Cup.
What is South Africa?
Can often cause pain when going in. Fills your holes when necessary. Asks that you spit, not swallow.
What is a dentist?
Elke Vrydag middag na werk drink jy hierdie dop, voor jy huis toe gaan en jou vrou moer.
What is Richelieu?
I am enamoured with large posteriors and I am unable to utter false statements.
What is Baby Got Back (I like big butts)?
Who is Sir Mix-A-Lot?
Shares a surname with a famous South African radio DJ who used to host The Rude Awakening alongside Whackhead Simpson on 94.7.
Who is Nikita?
The loudest animal on Earth.
What is a sperm whale?
Gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes when used incorrectly and doesn't like to be jerked too hard.
What is a seatbelt?
An ultra-smooth blend of golden grain and single malt spirit with hints of vanilla, honey and toasted wood for a rich complexity, named after the number of the district where its notorious founder comes from.
What is Proper Twelve?
I adore troublesome wenches that is my fornicating predicament... And indeed, I enjoy to fornicate, that is my fornicating predicament.
What is F*cking Problems?
Who is ASAP Rocky/Kendrick Lamar/Drake?
Used to engage in conjugal activities with her neighbour who has been said to resemble the Belgian cartoon character Tintin. Her name and residence resembles that which they call The Witcher.
Who is Geraldine?
The national animal of Scotland.
What is a unicorn?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside. The word starts with the letter 'c' and ends with a 't'.
What is a coconut?