Zoological Haikus by ChatGPT
Go Big Blue!
Being Around Zoe
4 or 5 on the AP
Happy Birthday Zoe! June 26th
100
Waves of dusty gray,
Slow steps echo through the plains—
Memory walks far.
Elephant
100
This ocean is the world's largest, covering about 30% of the earth's surface.
The Pacific Ocean
100
Like Zoe, someone interested in the branch of biology dealing with animals is studying this.
Zoology
100
Its 4 offices include Deacon, Teacher, Priest, and Bishop.
Aaronic Priesthood
100
The 11th installment of this film series, and the 4th to star Roger Moore as the titular spy, Moonraker premiered in London on Zoe's Birthday in 1979.
James Bond
200
In moon's gentle glow,
Silent wings brush the stillness,
Wisdom in the dark.
Owl
200
She was the first female Smurf.
Smurfette
200
These undead humans have origin in Haitian folklore.
Zombies
200
Ranked as the #5 Song of the Century, This Don McLean song is about the day the music died when Buddy Holly perished in a 1959 plane crash.
American Pie
200
This "Dangerous Woman" shares a birthday with Zoe and a movie screen with Elphaba when she played Glinda Upland in 2024's Wicked.
Ariana Grande
300
Golden silence waits,
sunlight crowns the sleeping king—
savanna heartbeat.
Lion
300
She was Paul Bunyan's pet and best friend.
Babe the Blue Ox
300
This defensive strategy where areas on the court are guarded was prohibited by the NBA until the 2001/2002 season.
Zone Defense
300
Never growing taller than 4.5 feet due to a bad case of tuberculosis, this English poet was never the Bishop of Rome as his name suggests.
Alexander Pope
300
Both starring in this comedy TV series, Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza share a birthday with Zoe.
Parks and Recreation
400
Cavy jumps nimbly
nibbles pellets in her nook—
soft squeaks fill the air.
Guinea Pig
400
This 4th-largest planet appears blue due to traces of methane in its outermost regions.
Neptune
400
Worn primarily by the Hepcat and Pachuco cultures during the 1940s, these outfits made a brief comeback during the swing revival of the 1990s.
Zoot Suits
400
5 times he was nominated for the Best Actor Oscar, including Serpico and The Godfather Part II. He only won once for his performance in Scent of a Woman.
Al Pacino
400
Knight Fever! This sole surviving BeeGee was knighted on June 26, 2018, the only BeeGee to receive the honor.
Sir Barry Gibb
500
Beneath damp spring soil,
silent dancers twist and turn—
earth breathes through their trails.
Worms
500
This tech company, known as Big Blue, brought the world ATMs, personal computers, floppy disks, and bar codes.
IBM
500
A massive structure built by the ancient Mesopotamians, on top of which the gods were believed to reside.
Ziggurat
500
Formed by 5 daily newspapers in 1846, stories by this not-for-profit news agency are published in more than 1,300 newspapers in 94 countries.
Associated Press
500
Born exactly 183 years before Zoe, he calculated Absolute Zero as -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit.
Lord Kelvin
