Zoepardy

Happy Wife, Happy Life

100

This is Zoe's partner's middle name:

Janetta

200

This fatty fruit is responsible for for the 1 inch scar on Zoe's partner's left palm- no, she did not cut it with a spoon.

Avocado

300

While it's relevancy has long passed, Zoe's partner is still proud of being the only one to score a 5 on this AP exam:

AP Euro

400

This familiar flower is one of Elise's favorites: its dramatic pink blossoms always remind her of childhood.

Peony

500

Elise believes this uncommon seashell has spiritual properties:

Snail 

Dinner Time!

100

Weekdays starting with T can never be complete without this multicultural dish: 

Taco

200

Just like Ma used to make: be careful not to crack your teeth on a peppercorn when eating this household favorite:

Adobo

300

This speedy appliance is loved deeply by Joe Wandling- get ready for some chili!

Instant Pot

400

This salty Asian ingredient is used in many of Zoe's favorite dishes to cook, from chicken to cucumber salad:

Soy Sauce

500

Because of Zoe's culinary influence, Elise now adds this secret ingredient to chocolate chip cookies.

Brown Butter

Things Get Hairy

100

This aerodynamic hairstyle adorned Zoe's head during prom...

BALD / Buzzcut

200

A distinctive yet subtle strip of this color hair was the most notable feature of Zoe's hair for over a year:

Blonde

300

When Elise returned from Sable, she was awed to find Zoe had added this popular style to her hair:

Bangs

400

While she was going for a silver, Elise has chosen this energizing nickname for Zoe's latest hair change:

Lavender Latte

500

This haircut, a favorite of Zoe's, has a fierce name:

Wolf cut

Travel Edition

100

This is the city in which Zoe was nearly extorted by a pushy Asian woman to pay $50 for a plastic bracelet

San Francisco

200

This city forever holds some of Zoe's DNA in the form of sewer grate vomit:

Dublin

300

This will be the line on which Zoe's first cruise will be, if Elise has anything to say about it:

Virgin Voyages

400

Zoe had a spiritual musical experience in this metropolis, no thanks to the dumplings. 

New York City

500

Into the soggy earth in this Irish peatland Andromeda the bog baby was sacrificed, recorded by Zoe in December of 2021.

Clara Bog

Creature Feature

100

This wiggly brown creature greets Zoe as she arrives home each day:

Mocha

200

Known for her discernment, Elise was shocked when this creature curled up on Zoe's chest at their first meeting.

Spotty

300

This creature is known in the Wandling household for running in manic circles:

Bombo

400

Where there is cheese or plastic, this creature can be found, usually followed by a cloud of hair:

Dasha

500

This familiar Puerto Rican creature can often be found rooting through dumpsters

Kai