Yo Mama (Things a black mama might say/do)
When was your mom NOT born?
What is last night?
After going on a beach vacation, your Caucasian coworkers might make this statement
This frat member is most likely to own an engagement ring, but be in multiple relationships.
What is an Alpha?
Your mom wants you to do this for $1.
What is "that lil dance you be doing"
What famous model once played Will's girlfriend on the show?
Who is Tyra "Batshit Crazy" Banks
If you can stay out all Saturday Night, you can also ________.
What is go to church in the morning?
A Non-black coworker may think this is a compliment
What is "You're so articulate"
This frat member drives a 2011 Dodge challenger with one different hubcap. It may have sorority plates.
What is an Omega?
There is always a baby under a pile of _____ in the guest bedroom
What is "coats"
What was the name of Hillary's fiance?
Who is "Trevor"
If you lost this, your mom would swear anybody could get in her house
A coworker may ask you where you might procure this drug
What is marijauna/weed?
This frat member has a 7 step skincare regiment, and judges you for not doing the same.
What is a Kappa?
Which of your family members will your grandma always end up checking?
What is the "Bourgeois" Aunt/Cousin
How many biological children did Uncle Phil & Aunt Viv have by the end of the series?
What is 4?
What is she tells the entire family you tried to fight her?
An older non-black coworker may try to hook you up with _____
What is a Sigma?
The grill master will more than likely be wearing this article of clothing
What are "leather cage sandals"
What song was Ashley singing when she got discovered?
What is "Hey Mr. DJ"
Your mom could do one of these things, but not both.
What is give you a ride there, or give you a ride back.
At the company Christmas Party, Katy may ask you to teach her how to _______
or
"dougie"
This frat member visits one of his founders on weekends.
What is an Iota?
Which joker is the big joker?
What is the "Guarantee" joker (and if they are both "guarantee", the colored joker.)
What season did we get light-skinned Aunt Viv?
What is Season 4?