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This Japanese carmaker issued a recall on 627,858 models becuase of a faulty airbag sensor. If drinks were to spill from the center console cupholder, the airbag was at risk of inadvertently deploying at any moment.
(Model: Corolla)
This actress holds the record for most Best Actress Oscar nominations with 18.
Who is Meryl Streep?
The artist of the 2002 hit “Wanksta” calls out fake or wannabe gangstas. The disputed target of the song was revealed to be a massive fraud in the Fyre festival scandal many years later.
Who is 50 Cent?
“____ is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
What is beer?
This book recounts the story of Ehud:
Ehud was supposed to kill this king named Eglon, as per instructions from God, natch. But Eglon was so grotesquely fat that when Ehud shoved his sword into him, he lost the blade inside the royal blubber. Eglon then voided his bowels and died.
What is Judges?
These farfegnugens had to recall their prized model when the seat heater malfunctioned to the point of causing fires.
What is Volkswagen?
(Model: Jetta)
This film regins as the most profanity-laced (with somewhere around 550 f-bombs) to be nominated for Best Picture.
What is Wolf of Wall Street?
This scorned artist doubled up his diss with lyrics:
"Back to back for the n*****s that didn't get the message.
Back to back like I'm on the cover of Lethal Weapon.
Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97 whoa.
Very important and very pretentious.
When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention."
Who is Drake?
“Lost ____ is never found again.”
What is time?
This book gives us the brief history of Eutychus:
"Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on until midnight. Then, homie fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead."
What is Acts?
While a song can be fire, a speaker cannot. This American manufacturer had to recall their 2004 minivans for fear of condensation short-circuiting the radio and sending a direct current to the rear speakers.
What is Chrysler?
(Model: Voyager)
Robert Downey Jr. received an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor in 2009 for his controversial blackface role in Tropic Thunder. The award, instead, went to this actor.
Who is Heath Ledger?
This artist issued “The Warning” to a diva:
"Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back.
I'm 'Obsessed' now...
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?"
Who is Eminem?
“Never ruin an apology with an ______.”
What is an excuse?
This book demonstrates how David was an overachiever:
David wanted to marry into the royal family, but King Saul would only give him his daughter’s hand if he brought him 100 foreskins. David went above and beyond, bringing back a whopping 200 foreskins.
What is (1st) Samuel?
This zoom-zoom manufacturer had to recall 42,000 models in 2014 because SPIDERS were attracted to the hydrocarbons in the vent lines. The webs they built caused negative pressure in the fuel tank, resulting in cracked tanks and fires.
What is Mazda?
(Model: Mazda 6)
The tallest actor to ever win an Oscar was this man, at 6’4".
Who is John Wayne?
"No Vaseline" is a brutal 1991 diss track containing vicious lyrics and remarks towards this artist’s former group due to royalty issues.
Who is Ice Cube?
“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are ____.”
What is dead?
This book recounts a woman's taste in men:
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
What is Ezekiel?
This make most popular among lesbians recalled all models with the Audiovox remote engine start and automatic gearbox. When the remote engine start fob was dropped, it could "randomly transmit an engine start request without pressing the button".
What is Subaru?
(Models: multiple)
These are the only pair of brothers to receive acting Oscar nominations.
River and Joaquin Phoenix.
(Years nominated:1989, 2001, 2006 and 2013, 2020)
"Who Shot Ya?" is a gangsta rap originally recorded for Mary J. Blige. However, this man's version was considered too violent to be put into an R&B album.
Who is Notorious B.I.G.?
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is ________.”
What is bacteria?
This book explains that they weren't always "good" Samaritans:
“The people of Samaria must bear the consequences of their guilt because they rebelled against their God. They will be killed by an invading army, their little ones dashed to death against the ground, their pregnant women ripped open by swords.”
What is Hosea?