CELEBRITIES
This crazy scientologist went to Florida to get on a big boat
Tom Cruise Ship
An Ed Sheeran hit merges with Taylor Swift’s country-pop declaration of devotion in this love song, to make the most annoying fanbase in the world.
Shape of You Belong with Me
This caramel-like candy made of butter and brown sugar if it was really really really spicy
This jazz musical meets an animated dinosaur adventure in a timeless mash-up.
La La Land Before Time
This Canadian party leader's initials were conveniently seen hanging around with maybe a bit too much baby oil
P P Diddy (Pierre Poilievre)
This wrestler-turned-actor is definitely taking steroids, and they might be made by this manufacturer.
Dwayne Johnson & Johnson
This blazing anthem by Alicia Keys meets a dazzling Katy Perry celebration of light and self-confidence.
Girl on Firework
This would make a glutten-free person go crazy, and the dish is inefficient, but it's exactly what they might need on a cold winter day.
Bread Bowl of Soup
Heath ledger starred in both of these movies where spelt the same way, but meaning very different things.
The Dark Knights Tale
I feel like his innie and the guy from Keeping Up with the Kardashians have similar experiences
Adam Scott Disick
This 2-time "People's Sexiest Man Alive" winner if he said "better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak"
Who is Brad Pittbull?
A haunting The Weeknd track joins forces with Cyndi Lauper’s classic plea to turn back the clock.
Out of Time After Time
This popular white people dish comes in both in protein and gluten form.
Meatloaf of Bread
This classic mafia saga meets a heartwarming Steve Martin wedding comedy in a family affair you won’t forget.
Godfather of the Bridge
This timeless diva married 8 times and now writes breakup songs with a vengeance.
Elizabeth Taylor Swift
This six-time NBA champ blends with the Oscar-winning director of Get Out.
Michael Jordan Peele
Drake’s global club banger teams up with Tones and I’s to make a viral anthem
One Dance Monkey
This raw baking concoction, with its own ice cream flavour, would be delicious on its own, just maybe take out the middle.
Cookie Doughnuts
A coming-of-age high school tale collides with a tropical island getaway in this unlikely club gathering.
The Breakfast Club Paradise
The coach of the Dallas Mavericks was seen maybe a bit too close this (male) American MAGA country singer
Jason Kidd Rock
This star of La La Land gets a wrestling makeover thanks to a bald-headed, beer-loving WWE legend.
Emma Stone Cold Steve Austin
Sting’s timeless ballad meets Kanye West’s catchy tale of romantic pursuit in this golden hybrid.
Fields of Gold Digger
This popular blanket for food if it was wrapped around mayo or ketchup
Bacondiment
A whimsical European adventure blends with a powerful story of African conflict in this unique lodging mash-up.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Rwanda
This legendary, classic Canadian and American comedy duo who have hosted SNL together and star in a show together were quite literally made for Zorse
Steve Martin Short