"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Trump.
These were the call numbers of the plane.
N121PP.
"Let's put a smile on that face."
This guy kidding?
The Joker.
I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-I-T-I
I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-*I*-T-I
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
No.
This author said of Jane Austens work:
“Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
Maybe he should go paint a fence or something.
Mark Twain.
Parrot.
Fabled king of Ithaca. Husband of Penelope. Your name will live on in every quest or long journey.
Odysseus.
I-M-M-E-D-I-A-I-T-E-L-Y
I-M-M-E-D-I-A-*I*-T-E-L-Y
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
No.
Responding to criticism, this larger than life author said:
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Chill out. Go hunt a lion.
Ernest Hemingway.
Owl.
"Engines are out, I'm taking this bird to the Hudson, bitches." Is what I wish he said.
Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III
**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**
Crybaby Cry.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest.
No.
Speaking on Ayn Rand:
"[Atlas Shrugged] is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
Harsh. If this writer had Enough Rope, sounds like she would have strangled Rand.
Dorothy Parker.
Eagle.
Cerberus is this the 'very good boi pupper doggo' of this deity.
Hades.
I-R-R-E-S-I-S-I-T-I-B-L-E
I-R-R-E-S-I-S-*I*-T-I-B-L-E
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will!
What am I?
Onion.
Yes.
"I wish I could be happy working loser- go nowhere jobs- like you do."
Andrews' Ex.
Cardinalis Cardinalis.
Put some pants on! Oh, nevermind, he's just really fast.
The Flash.
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-I
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I-*I*
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
**PHYSICAL CHALLENGE**
Portable Potables.