By The Dickens Its Christmas
"They are Want and Ignorance"
Who is the Ghost of Christmas Present?
It's not just a decorative holiday plant. This Christmas drink consists of orange liqueur, cherry juice, and champagne.
What is a "Pointsettia"?
Hurry down the chimney tonight? Neither Eartha Kitt nor Madonna could redeem this boozer.
What is "Santa Baby"?
Albert Finney, Patrick Stewart, George C Scott
Who is Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Not happy in his work. This misguided elf preferred drilling teeth to making toys
Who is Hermey?
"Mankind was my business!"
Who is Jacob Marley?
English Christmas Punch. Usually known by it's other more famous name.
What is "Wassail"?
If Mama meets Jesus tonight proper footwear is essential according to this sugary ballad.
What is "The Christmas Shoes"?
Tim Allen, Tom Hanks, Kurt Russell
Who is Santa Claus?
One liked it hot. One liked it cold. These two brothers just couldn't get along.
Who are Heat Miser and Cold Miser?
"I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year"
Who is Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Think about it. Add some cinnamon and clove to create this and you'll feel warmer already.
What is "Mulled Wine"?
Keep grandma away from the eggnog. She might not have to ever listen to this tragic tale.
What is "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"?
Boris Karloff, Jim Carrey, Benedict Cumberbatch
Who is the Grinch?
"I hate toys and they hate me." This grouchy mayor of Sombertown couldn't stop Kris Kringle.
Who is Burgermeister Meisterburger?
"It's only once a year, sir . . . It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir"
Who is Bob Cratchitt?
No, it's not a cat trying to catch a mouse. This milk punch is built in the glass and served warm.
What is a "Tom and Jerry"?
You forgot a gift? You don't know what to do? The fella in this song was definitely not living la vida loca.
What is "Ay Ay Ay It' Christmas"?
Michael Keaton, Martin Short
Who is Jack Frost?
Who is Frosty the Snowman?
"I am sorry for him; I couldn’t be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims! Himself, always.”
Who is Fred?
Whiskey and eggs together. In the same glass.
What is "Eggnog"?
For some, all they want is to never hear this glossy pop Christmas song ever again.
What is "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?
Goldie Hawn, Betty White, Angela Lansbury
Who is Mrs. Claus?
"Gold and Silver! Silver and Gold!"
Who is Yukon Cornelius?