Math Riddles
Math Jokes
Math Puns
Properties of numbers
Math Jokes
100

A grandfather, two fathers and two sons went to the movie theater together and every one bought one movie ticket each. how many movie tickets they buy in total?

3 (the grandfather is also a father and the father is also a son)

100

What shape is usually waiting for you in Starbucks?

A line 

100

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she was greater than or less than anybody 

100

Addition : a + b = b + a

Multiplication : a * b = b * a

What property of real numbers is this?

Commutative Property 

100

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common 

Because they never'll meet!

200

What can you put between 7 and 8 so that the result Is greater than7 but less that 8 

A decimal point 

200

Did You hear about the over-educated circle ?

It has 360 degrees. 

200

Why does no one talk to circles?

Because there's no point 

200

If the equation above represent the Inverse Property of real numbers 

Addition : a + -a = 0

Multiplication : ? * 1/a = 1

a

200

What do you call a tea kettle whistling at the top of a mountain ?

A high-pot-in-use

300

If 9999=4, 8888=8, 1816=6, 1212=0, then 1919=?

4

300
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor 

The teacher told him not to use the tables 

300

Who is the King the pencil case 

The ruler

300

Which Property does this represent ?

a(b*c) = (a*b)*c

Associative Property 

300

Why can you trust a polynomial to stay the same? 

They have too many variables 

400

2+2 is the same as 2x2. Now find a set of three different whole numbers whose sum is equal to their total when multiplied   

1,2,3

400
Why did Pi get its driver's license revoked?

because it didn't know when to stop 

400

Why is math considered to be codependent?

It relies on others to solve its problems 

400

If this represent the Distributive Property what will be on the RHS of the equation 

a (b + c) =

a*b + a*c

400

What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter ?

Pi in the sky 

500

What is the smallest number that increases by 12 when it is flipped and turned upside down?

86

500

Do you know what's odd?

Every other number 

500

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot 

500

Name the property of real numbers :

a (b + c) = (a + b) c

Associative Property 

500

Why didn't the angle get a loan?

Because its parents didn't cosine 

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