Mr. Ross is mistaken for this fellow Great Neck teacher literally every single day.
Mr. Barbach
Mr. Ross tends to say this when students are being just a bit too rowdy.
"Shut up!"
Mr. Ross Wasn't always bald. Back in the day, he used to have this color hair.
(BONUS POINTS if you guess Mr. Ross's hair style in high school)
Brown (curly, afro)
What spot number is the car parked in?
87
Mr. Ross was this jovial "King of Halloween" this year.
Jack Skellington
You might encounter this figure at the end of a video game, but it also perfectly describes Mr. Ross.
Mr. Boss
Mr. Ross's response when a student asks if they can go to the bathroom.
"Yes, quickly!" or
"Yes, but be quick!" or
"Yes, but hurry back!
This "Baby-Faced Assassin" is Mr. Ross's favorite basketball player.
Steph Curry
When Tom was 2 years old his sister was half his age. Now, Tom is 100 years old. Then how old is his sister?
99
This tattooed character mastered the four elements in order to defeat Firelord Ozai
Avatar Aang
This alias was taken from an actor who starred in such films as "La La Land" and "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
Mr. Ryan Rossling
Mr. Ross will say this phrase when y'all are talking about stuff that's definitely not important.
"Who cares?!"
Mr. Ross's age
32
How many triangles are in this picture?
13
Do NOT pass "Go", and most CERTAINLY do NOT collect $200.
Mr. Monopoly (aka "The Monopoly Guy")
Mr. Ross spells his name this way when he's feeling "rich" of character.
Mr. Ro$$
Mr. Ross often greets students by calling them this, which means "a winged angelic being described in biblical tradition, usually depicted as a chubby, healthy-looking child with wings"
Cherubs
Before he was a teacher, Mr. Ross worked this profession.
Data analyst/scientist, or
Tutor
On my way to the Town of Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, within each sack were 7 cats, and among each cat were 7 kittens! Sacks, kittens, cats, and wives, how many were going to the Town of Ives?
1 (just me)
This bald cartoon child has a dog that's best friends with a bird, for some reason.
Charlie Brown
This nickname was legit stolen from a jar of Ragu.
Mr. Sauce
Mr. Ross usually calls out the name of this Chicago Bull's small forward when he shoots a crumpled up piece of paper at the trash (from WAY downtown)
Demar DeRozan
The number of tattoos Mr. Ross has
7
An athlete is jumping. However, every time she jumps, she gets a bit more tired, and every jump goes 1/2 as far as her prior jump. Now, for her very first jump, she goes 1/2 of a yard. On her second jump, she goes 1/4 of a yard, and so on. How many jumps does it take for her to travel 1 yard?
She will NEVER reach the 1 yard mark!
This spinach-loving big-biceped sailor first appeared in a comic strip
Popeye