What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
why was Cinderella bad at soccer
she kept running away from the ball
20x2
40
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pikachu
gospel is good news
ture
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts.
10x10
100
i have an orange ascot
fred
scooby do was made 20 years ago
false its 55
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
100x10
1000
im so sick of them
coming at me again
miranda lambert has a cook book
true
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
30x3
90
under my
umbrella
there are 7 harry potter books
true
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
500x100
50000
stawyifltor
taylor swift
the capital of nc is london