Weird Al Songs
"Disappearances"
Family Guy special guests
Smart Animals
Cancelled superhero movies
100

This song, a parody of Madonna's Like A Virgin, depicts its subject as a bumbling medical practitioner

Like A Surgeon

100

This female trailblazer was definitely eaten by Coconut Crabs come on

Amelia Earheart

100

Upon the passing of this actor, who served as an oddball politician, he was functionally replaced by his cowboy brothers played by Sam Elliot

Adam West

100

My G.O.A.T., James Cameron, is right once again! These sea faring behemoths are known to be emotionally and socially intelligent

Whales

100
This 22 Jump Street actor was really keen on playing this card slinging heartthrob. The film was in development hell until Disney bought Fox, in which any prospects of the actor playing the character were dashed until he makes an unbearable reddit cameo in the new Deadpool or something

Gambit

200

Al had to peruse fandom message boards in order to pen the lyrics of this sci-fi themed parody of the Don McLean classic

The Saga Begins

200

Suspected to be anyone from Loki to MF DOOM, this plane hijacker vanished as mysteriously as he appeared.

D.B. Cooper

200

This actress from When Harry Met Sally, among other things, served as Peter's superior at the Brewery until 2017, when the character was retired for obvious reasons

Carrie Fisher

200

These ocean creatures have been known to mimic the shapes of other animals, indicating they have a considerable level of intelligence, if not a lack of bones

Octopuses (that is the correct plural, shut up)

200

you wouldn't think this horror themed MCU entry would be that hard to pull off. They've done it three times before! Nonetheless, this movie was announced in 2019 and has reportedly had to restart its development many times.

Blade

300

The music video for this Chamillionare parody features Key and Peele driving away in a panic from a comically dorky Al

White and Nerdy

300

This Teamster, heavily alleged to be involved in the assassination of JFK, went out to meet some people about fixing fences. We have no idea what happened next. 

Jimmy Hoffa

300

This supporting actor Oscar winner plays Lois' estranged brother who, SPOILERS, ends up being a serial killer who tries to strangle Peter

Robert Downey JR.

300

It should be no surprise that these mud loving animals are more smart than we give time credit for. some individuals  have gone on record to star communist uprisings, so I've read.

Pigs

300

The worst people you know will insist that these team up films are still on the table, the rights just need to be sold to Netflix!

Sequel(s) to Zack Snyder's Justice League

400

This song, featured in 1986's The Transformers The Movie, was described by the leader of its parodied band as the best song they've never written

Dare To Be Stupid

400

This Australian Prime Minister went swimming in 1977 and never came back...

Harold Holt

400

This 'RIPD' star is the subject of an episode where Peter becomes increasingly uncomfortable with his fruity behavior.

Ryan Reynolds

400

While, in reality, these familiar animals probably are not very skilled with sign language, neither am I, so I guess it's unfair to decry their intelligence

Gorillas

400

This would be Nicholas Cage lead film's reference in The Flash was only made so the film would 100% make Kevin Smith reach climax

Superman Lives

500

This original tune features Al listing off the names of these beloved fictional monsters, set to his well known European music genre of choice 

Polkamon

500

The last we heard from this "local" explorer was that, following a mutiny on his northeastern voyage, he took off on a dingy with his son. 

Henry Hudson
500
While it probably would have been better for Smiling Friends to be the final role of this comedian, it was actually in a 2023 family guy episode about Meg playing Basketball

Gilbert Godfried

500

This dubious Dinosaur (if it even really existed) was hyped up for its proportionally large brain size, though in reality it's about as smart as a modern day Opossum

Trodden

500

This animated superhero movie is the final performance of Marlin Brando. Or at least, it would be, had it not been cancelled for unknown reasons.

Big Bug man

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