Make A Car Go Faster (may not change parts of the car)
Paint it Red
Flame Decals
Better Gas
Open Windows
Turn Up The Radio
Fuzzy Dice
PROMPT: Doctor who is clearly not qualified to be treating patients, but trying their best anyway.
What Color Is The Sun?
Dont Know Too Bright
PROMPT: A doctor about to put a patient under anesthesia saying things that would increase their anxiety immensely
Ho how art thee
Hey how are you?
CURSE: You must end every sentence with Nyah~ or lose 100 points per failure until you win a bet or get a prompt right
“The right man in the wrong place...
can make all the difference in the world.”
- GMan Half Life
PROMPT: A little girl explaining her perfect birthday party (must use highest pitch voice you can manage)
How many sides to a 3 sided cube?
6
CURSE: The next time someone wins/loses a bet you must gamble the amount they won the next time you answer
Make Food Tastier (cannot change ingredients)
Make It For A Loved One
Be Hungry/Starving
Lie
Change The Temperature
Eat It Fresh
Eat Someone Else's
If It's Free
PROMPT: Detective trying to solve a case, but they’re completely clueless about what’s going on.
What color is your blood inside?
Blue. Just look at your veins bro.
PROMPT: A redditor/commentor explaining why something isn't funny in the comment section
Valorous heavens thou art so bacon-fed
My god you're fat
PROMPT: A passionate man explaining why a grilled cheese cannot have anything other than bread and cheese
"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me"
-Joshua Graham
Fallout New Vegas
CURSE: You may not choose below the 300 prompts for your next 3 turns
How many times does a ball bounce up 6 stairs?
7
Once per stair and then one more for fun at the end
PROMPT: A court jester who's jokes all seem to make fun of one specific guy
Be Better At Games (Cannot Cheat)
Get Gud
Lean Forward
Grip Controller/Mouse Harder
BM Enemies
Only Show Highlights
Smurf
CURSE: You MUST gamble 1/2 of your points on the next 2 questions but cannot win any points
What Is My Dog Doing Right Now?
Waiting with my girlfriend
PROMPT: Moaning Mertle but she actually moans everything she says to people
square me thee coward
fight me coward
PROMPT: A pilot on the intercom trying to keep passengers calm as he describes the view outside the plane that's getting increasingly more worrisome
"What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax
Skyrim
PROMPT: IRS agent trying to get an accurate list of items from a dragons hoard
Who knows where everything is even when it simply doesn't seem to exist anymore?
My Mom
PROMPT: Your Mom
Appear Smarter (Cannot Study)
AI/Google/Neuralink
Debate Idiots
Glasses
Long Beard
Own Many Books
Use Big Words
PROMPT: The last words of a knight as he faces down the Great Evil
Why Do Kids Love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I don't know anymore I'm an adult
PROMPT: A dwarf explaining why he's not a gnome even though he's got a pointy hat.
like a toad, ugly and venemous and smelleth lacking valor
You're ugly and smell bad
PROMPT: A frog trying to convince a princess to kiss them so they'll turn into a guy (they wont)
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
-Cave Johnson
Portal 2
PROMPT: Cave Johnson's assistant describing their average work day in a documentary
If two dudes are alone in the forest and both find 2 good sticks, how do they find out which stick is better?
stick fight
PROMPT: A civilian trying to explain to their insurance that the Hulk smashed their car
Defeat a Squirrel (May Not Harm It)
Go For The Nuts
Appear Bigger
Be Loud
Tie Him to A Balloon Until He Admits Defeat
Dance Off
PROMPT: A man trying to send the perfect first text on a dating app
Where Is Waldo?
Right there CURSE: You must say your next 3 answers in rhyme or lose 1/2 your points
consume mine own gaskins thee gentle mistress
eat my shorts lady
PROMPT: A man that's bleeding out but can't seem to get the timing for his last words and final breath right
"Against all the evils that Hell can conjure. All the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them... only you."
Doom Eternal
PROMPT: Aquaman trying to get his personal guard fish to stop biting fishing hooks
A 'wizard' that looks like you appears and offers you a magical bracelet that gives you magic spells and a sack of gold.
What's his deal?
You're the fall guy for a magical heist and the cops are on their way
PROMPT: A French man imitating an american man imitating a french man