Who said this
shut upuhhhh, idiot
Mrs Rai
Which teacher got friend zoned by the same person they married?
Mr Armanyous
Who got knocked out cold in the school gym. and who knocked him out?
Evan and
Which book in the bible does not end in Amen and why?
Acts, because the Acts of the apostles and the church is always continuing
you want some ice for that burn
Mr Jones
Which teacher cheated in their school exams by writing it on their arm
Mr Zoorob
Who broke a toilet in primary by standing on it?
Mina Salib
Where did Saul encounter Christ, and what happened during this encounter? Who restored his vision afterward?
Road to demascus, a bright light was shone and heard Christ’s voice. Ananias.
I’m gonna order food, you guys hungry?
Mr A
Which teacher ran from the police for 2 hrs and got away?
Ms Rai
Who made a teacher question his teaching methods, cry, break a door and leave the school?
Alethia
Who wrestled with an angel all night and received a new name, what was his old and new name and what was the significance of the name change?
Jacob, wrestled with God’s messenger; his name was changed to Israel, symbolizing his struggle with God and men.
guys I’m overstimulated so we’re gonna have a chill lesson
Mr George
Who killed a cow during archery at their school camp, and a cat with a brick?
Mr Apo
Who told a random Muslim that he failed parenting his child?
Michael Beshay
Which St endured being tortured in boiling oil, and did the sign of the cross over poisoned wine?
St Marina
im Coptic orthodox, of course your gonna find out I’m in a relationship after I get engaged
Mrs Elia
Who was training to be a forensic detective before braking their hand during basketball, and has been a luxury watch dealer for the past decade?
Mr Sidhom
Whose got on the score sheet the most for the other team and headered a girl and sent her to the ambulance and had a tom and jerry sized bump on their head?
Candy Shahat
Letters written by the apostles were stand alones before the bible and church fathers started to informally gather and preserve these letters in the 1st century. Which st in particular gave the first list of the new testament books in the bible, and how many NT books?
St Athanasius and 27.
that made me giggle
Mrs Armanyous
Who got run over by a car but was skinny enough to survive and when he got in trouble at school climbed up a tree until his dad came to defend him?
Mr Metira
Who was one with the nature when a drop of rain hit the floor (and proceeded to get hypothermia for the rest of the day)?
Jessica
Several people in the Gospels experienced long-term suffering before encountering Jesus’ healing power.
The blind man at Bethsaida - Christ restored his vision through clay
The woman with a bleeding issue - she touched Christ’s garment and was made well
The paralysed man by the Pool of Bethesda - Christ asked him if he wanted to be made well and to arise
How long where they each suffering for?
Since birth, 12 yrs, 38 yrs
lets read some hobe
Mr Zoorob
Which teacher got their buildings license and was a licensed builder for 5 years because their husband didn’t wanna sit the test, because everytime she sat him down to study he fell asleep?
Mrs Metira
Which disciple doubted Christ’s resurrection until he saw and touched Christ’s wounds and which disciple denied Christ 3 times before the crucifixion and how was he restored after?
St Thomas, St Peter - restored in John 21 i think? Christ asked him 3 questions (bonus pts - if you can say the three questions and BONUSSS if yk the word changes in greek)
im gonna go loco
Mrs Fanous
Which teacher lived in china, is a fake egyptian, had a general and captain as grandparents yet still managed to get staunched by a gang affiliated member/student on their first day of teaching?
Mrs Fanous
Which prophet was thrown into a fiery furnace along with his companions, and what were their old Hebrew names?
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego – original names: Hananiah, Mishael, Azariah; God’s angel protected them in the furnace.
The students think I'm oblivious to everything but I'm the silent observant
Shar Sharrrr
The Midnight Praise (Tasbeha) is centered around four major canticles (hoses).
Name them and the biblical events they commemorate.
First Hos – Exodus 15 (Song of Moses after crossing the Red Sea)
Second Hos – Psalm 135 (Praise of the Lord’s mercy and works)
Third Hos – Song of the Three Holy Youths (Daniel 3)
Fourth Hos – Psalms 148, 149, 150 (Praise of all creation)
Many shall suffer for the sins of one
Mr Morgan
Name the seven major feasts of the Lord in the Coptic Orthodox Church and minor.
MAJOR
The Annunciation
Nativity (Christmas)
Theophany (Epiphany)
Palm Sunday
Resurrection (Pascha)
Ascension
Pentecost
MINOR
Circumcision of the Lord
Entrance of the Lord into the Temple
Annunciation
Palm Sunday
Covenant Thursday (Last Supper)
Thomas Sunday
Transfiguration