The ACPD
This snake-like mole met his demise at the end of a rifle barrel.
Mark Thompson
Head of the Mob, this character has yet to be shown on screen.
"Big Tony" Gabineli
This clumsy jack of all trades joined the crew midway through.
Calvin Jerome Coolidge
The titular namesake of the campaign, and the best detective this side of the Mississippi.
Duke Doyle
This item can be used for Guided Recon Explosive Grenades.
A firearms Specialist name after Kevin Farrell's impromptu name given to the Rockaway police.
Kevin Frankson
This high ranking goon is as fond of his subordinates as he is of his eggs.
Frank Goonson
Dr Pertussis Wampakoff
This decorated captain was replaced by a snake-like English teacher
Captain Morris McMannus
Snake Thompson dropped this after succumbing to a bullet-styled death.
Glittery gold potion
This ACPD Sergeant runs the jail, though he was initially a throw away joke from MST3K's Pod people.
Frank McCloud
These Elder God fearing figures where cloaks and masks to cover their true identity.
Cultists
A professor at princeton initially looked into for a case of spontaneous combustion.
Dr Michael Winthrope
A snake in life, a snake in death...
Snake Thompson
James has been carrying around a copy of this Hemingway novel despite it not being written for another 32 years
The Old Man and the Sea
Initially thought to be a mole, this ACPD Sergeant got his name from a Nickelodeon game show.
SGT Michael O'Mally
This Mafia lieutenant known to smuggle drugs has had a recent change in their appearance.
The Cakeboss
The current president and a princeton alum
Woodrow Wilson
This high ranking mafia Lieutenant death, was a catalyst for your first meeting with Frank Goonson.
Wally "Weasel" Capedio
This colored liquid was found around the cops after they got overtaken by the knockout gas.
Blue Liquid
After the chief's disappearance, this German snake-woman showed up to ask Brick to not take the AP test.
Fräulein Nicholson
Claiming to be from the Orient, this "Doctor" sells rare antiques.
Dr Lee Goodvibes
The lead ER doctor at Princeton General and a loyal friend of Duke Doyle.
Dr Herman "Spooky" Saunders
This former Buffalo Bills all time leading rusher would go on to star in Police Squad, a huge inspiration for the campaign.
Orenthal James Simpson.
This 'limetless' substance was traded away towards the end of chapter 8.
Infinite Gaus