(C)ountries
4 letters; ~496k sq miles; Africa
Chad
Jacks, Marbles, This
Yo-Yo
(classic children's toys)
Named after a section of the U.S Internal Revenue Code, these are for-profit employer-sponsored retirement savings plans.
401(k)
A polite marmalade-loving bear that wears wellingtons.
Paddington
You're acting this because you're not you when you're famished. In fact, you're kind of a jerk.
Hangry
5 letters; ~292k sq miles; South America
Chile
Pilates, Tai Chi, This
Yoga
(low impact mind-body fitness)
At over $5 billion in assets, the individual with the highest known one of these is Peter Thiel, and because after-tax dollars were used to fund it, he will eventually be able to make withdrawls completely tax-free.
Roth IRA
The iconic wildlife prevention symbol inspired by a real rescued black bear cub.
Smokey Bear
Calm down, you're acting uptight and you really need to do this.
Chillax
9 letters; ~20k sq miles; North America
Costa Rica
Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster, This
Yoda
(voiced and puppeteered by Frank Oz)
Referred to as a Defined Benefit plan because they promise to pay beneficiaries a specific, guaranteed monthly income for the rest of their life once they retire.
Pensions
This bear lives in Jellystone Park and was named after a legendary New York Yankees catcher.
Yogi Bear
This platonic (debateable) relationship between Gilgamesh and Endiku is widely considered one of the oldest recorded in human history.
Bromance
8 letters; ~68k sq miles; Asia
Cambodia
Boston, Little Rock, This
Yorba Linda
(Locations of Presidential Libraries)
Typically linked with High Deductible Health Plans, these types of accounts are triple-tax advantaged and can be a lucrative savings option for low utilizers of health care.
HSA
This fictional sloth bears serves as a mentor, teacher, and friend to a human boy in a book written by Rudyard Kipling.
Baloo
Someone that looks like you, but uglier and/or less stylish.
Choppleganger
6 letters; ~42k sq miles; Europe
Cyprus
Moet, Chevrolet, This
Yoplait
(brand names with a silent T at the end)
Had a baby born in 2025-2028? Fill out form 4547 to open up one of these controversial accounts for your children and get $1,000 free from the U.S Treasury.
Trump Accounts (let's just call it a 530A from now on)
This bear originally illustrated by E.H Shepard entered the public domain in 2022.
Winne-the-Pooh
When used, I assume that the person really means what they're saying, but they just want to keep their delivery chill.
lowkenuinely