“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.”
Gay, Straight, or Homophobic
I Want to Eat it
Physical Activities/Altercations
*Addicted* to Your Love
100

At 6 years old, this was Yvonne's first job. 

What is newspaper route

100

Yvonne Gay ? For real? Or is this not true

What is bisexuality

100

This non-edible environmental substance was a favourite snack of Yvonne during her preschool years

What is playground sand

100

This activity involves aggression and is one Yvonne will never say no to participating in

What is fighting

100

Addicted? Never. Yvonne can go UP TO A WEEK OR MORE without partaking in this activity

What is smoking

200

This line of work involved large scale sedation, mini water slides, and swallowing a live fish whole

What is working at the fish hatchery

200

This gay slur is one of Yvonne's favourite 

What is hey mamas

200
This ASSET is always found in Yvonne's fridge
What is 4L of cow's milk
200

Yvonne tried to start a club in this sport both in highschool and university to no avail

What is public fight club

200

Name one of Yvonne's verbal fixations

What is: 

let's go boys

butternut

sauce

ELLO

first of all burr

call 911

say a slur

300

At 14, looking for work, Yvonne partook in this unconventional (illegal?) trade to make a few bucks

What is raiding construction sites for scrap metal to sell to the metal depot

300

In grade 1, Yvonne publicly argued against the existence of this right

What is gay marriage

300

Yvonne is most likely to bring this food group camping as her largest (or only) provision

What is meat 

300

In grade 5, upon the diagnosis of *over-developed* muscles, Yvonne was told by her doctor to stop doing this exercise

What are pushups

300

Yvonne was addicted to this beverage while travelling in Turkey

What is Pepsi

400

An unlikely friend? This job facilitated the friendship between 17 year old Yvonne and 34 year old Sultan which included smoking cigarettes by the water after work and driving him around in the family car

What is Rona

400

As a child, Yvonne's parents noticed a theme in the types of shows she wanted to watch. Namely, they contained men who were _____ and _____

What is shirtless and jacked

400

Stealing this type of food got Yvonne banned from Fort St Save On Foods

What is baby food

400

Doing this physical activity prompted Yvonne's first physical altercation at summer camp

What is calisthenics

400

In highschool Yvonne had an obsessive phase of collecting as many ______ as she could

What is wives

500

This previous employer was both a friend and a date facilitator (watching her in the senior ping pong BC games). 

Who is Deanna

500

This location by the sea is a likely place to find Yvonne flirting with older women 

What the Oak Bay Yacht Club

500

This *food* concoction got a young Yvonne in trouble for trying to feed it to all the adults in the neighbourhood 

What is mud stew made from Dominic's rotten compost squashes

500

An unlikely candidate, 4 year old Yvonne wanted to pursue which professional athletic career

What is Sumo wrestler

500

In early highschool Yvonne held an obsession-charged friendship to this Northern ringette player. This included love triangles, wooden figurines, and family tree creation

Who is Shay(lean)

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