HR doesn’t have favorites… we just have people who cause fewer ___.
Problems
Out of sight, out of ___.
MIND
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CAT IN THE HAT
I can’t fix everything, but I can send a strongly worded ___.
Uses 47 tabs, 19 windows, and still finds what they need.
RAY
Kill two birds with one ___.
STONE
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FALLING ASLEEP TO MUSIC
When HR helps resolve disagreements between employees, what is that called?
Conflict resolution
Let me think about it” is their personal catchphrase
Austin
I’m not clumsy, the floor just ___.
HATES ME
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MOVIE NIGHT
What is the HR-approved method of coping with a long day?
Caffeination
My favorite work exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called ___.
LUNCH
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SPIDER-MAN
This object always jams at the worst possible moment.
PRINTER
Who needs therapy when you have coworkers to ___?
Trauma bond with
I’m not tired, my ___ is just buffering.
BRAIN
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ROAD TRIP MUSIC