South Haven Rossinis
This person is actually at the beach rn.
Who is Andrew?
This is where Steven likes to be. He lives in the UK and if you are not here, you are nowhere.
What if the beach?
He is always the quarterback for the football game at the gettogether.
Who is Uncle Joe?
This is the person that we make fun of for "having" dreadlocks.
Who is Agnes?
This is the age that Dan and Connyay allow their kids to watch LOTR(hint the movie is pg-13).
What is 13 years old?
We named this felis catus after the town that our grandfather is from.
What is Lucca?
This is a phrase you do not want to hear when it's yelled.
What is "Allahu Akbar"?
This is the usual group that actually mans up and comes to family parties.
What is Uncle Joe, Joey, and Lucy?
Both Abby and JP made fun of Connie by playing with this object at the previous Rossini gettogether.
What is a wheelchair?
This is the current woman of the house(who cooks and does the dishes).
Who is Carlos?
This is the job place where everyone has worked so far(Anna through Alena).
Where is target?
This is the hip hop artist that looks like our aunt(we mix them up sometimes).
Who is kanye?
According to mommy, this is "brainrot". This is what Joey does all day, and Gwen likes to do this sometimes tuwu.
What is playing video games?
This person showed up 1.5 hours early to the Rossini gettogether 2 years ago, to drop off his family so that he can abandon us and leave to go see grandma.
Who is Uncle Dan?
This is what Connie just did for the first time in 2 years.
What is wash the dishes.
This is the shared bEvErAgE that is favored by every one of these Rossinis.
What is diet coke?
This activity done by one of us(Alex's name will be left out of this), is excreting waste that we do not use into a body of liquid/water.
What is pooping in the lake?
Lucy decided to do this awhile ago(we make fun of these people(but rarely)).
What is vegetarian?
This person includes his family in the fun Rossini group when they actually aren't.
Who is Dante?
This is the fastest speed that John Mark can run.
What is 1 mph?
This is the amount of times we haved lived at the cabin(non-South Haven Rossinis get first priority).
What it 3 times?
This is when an Uncle of ours gives us a viscous secretion that hardens when it dries.
What is sending gum in the mail?
This is how long Joey has played minecraft for.
What is ~1.25 years?
This person has the best feet(and tans on them).
Who is Anthony?
This is what Dante is currently trying to do.
What is going D1 in football?