Accidents
What object did Loll use to break Dad's brand new DVD player?
A piece of toast
What are the names of the couple that live at no.8? (excluding children)
Andy and Louise
What do Mum and Dad call the TV remote?
The doofer waffer
This was the town that we acquired Purdy
Middlesbrough
Which TV show was Lucy obsessed with from the ages of 13-16?
Prison Break
Which one of Joseph's school friends witnessed him skidding into the pole on the St Madoes slip road?
Sean
What colour is Tia's hair?
Blonde
Joseph's favoured way to say goodbye for a while
Toodles
What did we call the collection of rocks on smugglers cove?
Rock City
Loll's ultimate favourite food, that he eats probably every day?
Pesto
What did Loll use to clean up when Scamper shat on the carpet?
The hoover
What were three uses of the room that is currently mine?
- Study - Play room - Joseph's room - Guest room
How would Dad politely say "go away"
"Scoot (just now)"
This is the sibling that takes annual gin baths
Who is 'Joseph'
What was Scampers favourite treat?
Ice cream
What condiment did Mum serve us with curry after mistaking it for mango chutney?
Marmalade
What was Sybil's drink of choice when she came to ours for Christmas?
White wine
How does Loll pronounce Baynes bakery?
Bay-nez
This was our preferred tactic to get rid of a sibling whilst playing Super Mario Bros
What is 'putting them in a bubble'
If Mum could only eat one choccy bar for the rest of her life, it would be a...?
Mars bar
What was in the sandwich that Lucy dropped in a customers handbag at the Chestnut Tree?
Tuna mayo
Why did Dad remove Loll's treehouse?
It looked like a 'refugee camp'
How does Mum pronounce 'cutlery'
'Cutellry'
These items were expected in our packed lunches at least 75% of the time
What are 'mini cheddars'
What is Loll's favourite HSM film?
HSM 3: Final Year