riddles
jeff's father has three sons pop, crackle and ____
jeff
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over a bay they would be bagels
what is 55+20
75
He is part man, part dog, and all hero
Dog man
😍
Love
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
what did the triangle say to the circle?
your pointless
what is 9 x 31
279
He says he's wimpy but is he really
Diary of a wimpy kid
😑
Tired
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
What has more lives than a cat?
a frog, because it croaks every day!
24÷4
6
Wizards, Wizards, Wizards!!!!
Harry Potter
😡
mad
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
a deck of cards
How did the barber win the race?
he knew a shortcut
35÷2
17 r5
She is a natural born cynic!
He is an unassuming squirrel!
Flora and Ulysses
😺
Cat
what has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
Why did the turkey join a band?
so he could use his drumsticks
Howard has 27 planets, he gave one of them to his friend and the rest he split between himself and his four family members. How many does he still have?
6.5
The people who didn't die.
I Survived
👾
Area 51
(alien works too)